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Old 19-01-2016, 20:30
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I have been using my powers as a super detective and have found some skulduggery going on in here. It seems a certain Mr Eddy the fig Bee has been trying to pull the wool over some of the punters eyes by portraying to be the proprietor of this establishment. I have checked in with me old station mates and he is indeed a fraud, and the full deeds lie with a Miss S Rool. Hope that clears up any confusion there.
My fee is in the post!
Shoddy work from you.

You'll not get a bean off me just the sack.
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Old 19-01-2016, 20:46
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Shoddy work from you.

You'll not get a bean off me just the sack.
You should consider yourself lucky my friend that Ms S Rool won't be pressing charges against you this time, she will still allow you to be served if you behave in a reasonable manner but you are barred from the snug for 1 week.
I think you have got yourself good deal there.If i were you you, i would take it and run...run..run..
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Old 19-01-2016, 21:12
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4 pints of Irn Brew and half a packet of crisps plez
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Old 19-01-2016, 21:25
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4 pints of Irn Brew and half a packet of crisps plez
That's a lot of gurrrrrdurrrrrsssss
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Old 20-01-2016, 06:38
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Good morning you lot.



*Bangs on door, bangs again.*

Typical.

*Goes to McDonalds. Makes note to demand Pub key to front door.*
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Old 20-01-2016, 06:41
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Give us a bloomin' chance Eddy I was changing the barrels!

*clunks* *clatters* Morning Eddy.
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Old 20-01-2016, 06:54
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Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps

Was that just a flying visit from Rugby Man or is he back???

Large builders and a slice of peanut butter on toast please!
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:00
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Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps

Was that just a flying visit from Rugby Man or is he back???

Large builders and a slice of peanut butter on toast please!
Well after he got hit on by BBWWF in the early hours. I doubt he will be back any time soon. Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:05
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Hi there chin, twass.

Well after he got hit on by BBWWF in the early hours. I doubt he will be back any time soon. Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*


*slurps*

*Serves hot delicious McDonalds breakfast stuff to all.*
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:09
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Well after he got hit on by BBWWF in the early hours. I doubt he will be back any time soon. Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*


Ta muchly chinbob.

I'll pass on the McBreakfasts thank you Eddy....fast food at this hour
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:11
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Hi there chin, twass.





*slurps*

*Serves hot delicious McDonalds breakfast stuff to all.*
Ta very muchly Eddy.
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:14
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Good morning you lot.



*Bangs on door, bangs again.*

Typical.

*Goes to McDonalds. Makes note to demand Pub key to front door.*
In yer dreams..........
Give us a bloomin' chance Eddy I was changing the barrels!

*clunks* *clatters* Morning Eddy.
*eyes chinny menacingly*
Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps

Was that just a flying visit from Rugby Man or is he back???

Large builders and a slice of peanut butter on toast please!
Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Hi there chin, twass.





*slurps*

*throws out all rubbishy food followed by Eddy*

That's it, yer barred until you can behave yerself!
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:16
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Morning SR. Maybe you should install an outdoor shoogly nail. It's -3 here this morning and I dread to imagine how cold it is in Scotland That would cool Eddy's plans for world domination
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:16
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Ta very muchly Eddy.

*snatches junk food from chin's sticky mitts & throws into the pig swill*
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:19
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Morning SR. Maybe you should install an outdoor shoogly nail. It's -3 here this morning and I dread to imagine how cold it is in Scotland That would cool Eddy's plans for world domination
It's 2c this morning, warmer than dahn sarf, for a change.

Or alternatively we could just ignore his silly shenanigans............
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:21
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Could I have 20 Capstan, 10 Woodbine, 10 Senior Service, a 1/2 ounce of Old Holborn, & a pouch of Condor 'ready rubbed'.
Do you also stock St Bruno?? It's a nicer toke in the ole' Briar Pipe.
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Old 20-01-2016, 07:44
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Could I have 20 Capstan, 10 Woodbine, 10 Senior Service, a 1/2 ounce of Old Holborn, & a pouch of Condor 'ready rubbed'.
Do you also stock St Bruno?? It's a nicer toke in the ole' Briar Pipe.
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I thought you had stopped? Don't have any pipe or rolling tobacco, it stinks the place out. *clatter*
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Old 20-01-2016, 09:08
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Hi there SR. Freezing here, -1c but dry with a lot of rather pleasant sunshine.

*throws out all rubbishy food followed by Eddy*

That's it, yer barred until you can behave yerself!
*Returns to Pub with pig swill. Chucks it over SR making certain that it's the real SR and not the lookalike hat stand.*

That'll teach you.

You can't ban me. I'm the freeholder. I have massive rights, including the right to have a front door keys and full access to your office. I'll see you in court.

*Phones lawyers*.

More tea please. Hurry up.
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Old 20-01-2016, 09:15
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Hi there SR. Freezing here, -1c but dry with a lot of rather pleasant sunshine.



*Returns to Pub with pig swill. Chucks it over SR making certain that it's the real SR and not the lookalike hat stand.*

That'll teach you.

You can't ban me. I'm the freeholder. I have massive rights, including the right to have a front door keys and full access to your office. I'll see you in court.

*Phones lawyers*.

More tea please. Hurry up.
It was -10 in some parts of the highlands overnight!

No you aren't the freeholder, there's no such thing. You're just being silly..........now bugger off if you can't behave. Go & open a pub of yer own instead of pretending you have one!

Sling yer hook!
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Old 20-01-2016, 13:03
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It was -10 in some parts of the highlands overnight!

No you aren't the freeholder, there's no such thing. You're just being silly..........now bugger off if you can't behave. Go & open a pub of yer own instead of pretending you have one!

Sling yer hook!


Ooohhh the nerve!

A MILD Spam curry please with mango chutney. Thank you.
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Old 20-01-2016, 13:23
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Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
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Old 20-01-2016, 13:52
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Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
That'll mondays menu I'll bet

Afternoon All * Clunk *
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Old 20-01-2016, 14:10
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Afternoon Sleeps! Going to any Burns Night festivities at the weekend? *slurrrp* Ta muchly
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Old 20-01-2016, 14:36
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Ooohhh the nerve!

A MILD Spam curry please with mango chutney. Thank you.
I hope you're going to behave now!
*slam clatter*
Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
Afternoon twass, shepherds pie with broccoli.
That'll mondays menu I'll bet

Afternoon All * Clunk *
Afternoon Joe.
Indeed so........chinny is out haggis catching at the moment.

Afternoon all
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Old 20-01-2016, 15:02
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Afternoon Sleeps! Going to any Burns Night festivities at the weekend? *slurrrp* Ta muchly
Nah, not been to one in years, I'm sad to say !

I hope you're going to behave now!
*slam clatter*
Afternoon twass, shepherds pie with broccoli.
Afternoon Joe.
Indeed so........chinny is out haggis catching at the moment.
Afternoon all
I'll sell loads on monday I hope !

Afternoon Sr, & Twass
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