The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“You edited since the last time I read that post
”
“You edited since the last time I read that post
”
Moi? How very dare you!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.
A pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no return!”
“Good morning.
A pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no return!
”
A pinch and a kick for being so quick
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A pinch and a kick for being so quick”
“A pinch and a kick for being so quick
”
A punch in the eye for being so sly.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
A punch in the eye for being so sly.”
“
A punch in the eye for being so sly.
”
A knee in the goolies for being so foolish
*puts 'Vienna by Ultravox' on jukebox*
*sits in corner singing*
"This means nothing to me.....thiiiiss means nothing toooo meeee.....ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...VIENNA"..💃💃💃 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
*sits in corner singing*
"This means nothing to me.....thiiiiss means nothing toooo meeee.....ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...VIENNA"..💃💃💃 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*puts 'Vienna by Ultravox' on jukebox*
*sits in corner singing*
"This means nothing to me.....thiiiiss means nothing toooo meeee.....ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...VIENNA"..💃💃💃 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵”
“*puts 'Vienna by Ultravox' on jukebox*
*sits in corner singing*
"This means nothing to me.....thiiiiss means nothing toooo meeee.....ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...VIENNA"..💃💃💃 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵”
Well done fb! I like that one!
*clunk*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Well done fb! I like that one! *clunk*”
“Well done fb! I like that one!
*clunk*”
Indeed Chin, kept off the No.1 spot by Joe Dolce
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Indeed Chin, kept off the No.1 spot by Joe Dolce”
“Indeed Chin, kept off the No.1 spot by Joe Dolce
”
Must be 31 years ago as I remember singing that to my infant son when he was bawling his head off
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Must be 31 years ago as I remember singing that to my infant son when he was bawling his head off”
“Must be 31 years ago as I remember singing that to my infant son when he was bawling his head off
”
1981
*puts 'Shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce' on repeat, on jukebox*
Afternoon all
I've had a massive clean out of cupboards..........4 black bin bags full of out of date dry food stuff, & general junk which will never be used again!
O
I've had a massive clean out of cupboards..........4 black bin bags full of out of date dry food stuff, & general junk which will never be used again!
O
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon all
I've had a massive clean out of cupboards..........4 black bin bags full of out of date dry food stuff, & general junk which will never be used again!
O
”
“Afternoon all
I've had a massive clean out of cupboards..........4 black bin bags full of out of date dry food stuff, & general junk which will never be used again!
O
”
Crikey, I am amazed there was any room in your cupboards for IN date food!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Crikey, I am amazed there was any room in your cupboards for IN date food!”
“
Crikey, I am amazed there was any room in your cupboards for IN date food!”
TBF only one of the bags had out of date food.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“1981
*puts 'Shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce' on repeat, on jukebox*”
“1981
*puts 'Shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce' on repeat, on jukebox*
”
*slaps bob hard across the chops* Get that rubbish off!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“TBF only one of the bags had out of date food.”
“TBF only one of the bags had out of date food.
”
I hope that's not going to be sold in the Pub!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I hope that's not going to be sold in the Pub!”
“I hope that's not going to be sold in the Pub!
”
Och, we'll feed it tae Eddy while hes watching his farm show
Evening Twass, & all
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och, we'll feed it tae Eddy while hes watching his farm show
Evening Twass, & all”
“Och, we'll feed it tae Eddy while hes watching his farm show
Evening Twass, & all
”
Evening Sleeps, I expect it can be hidden in the Spam dish of the day
Eddy's not a connoisseur...he'll eat anything
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Good evening.”
“Good evening.
”
Evening Gemo, how are the four cats doing? Are the older two keeping their distance from Shadow and Willow?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Gemo, how are the four cats doing? Are the older two keeping their distance from Shadow and Willow?”
“Evening Gemo, how are the four cats doing? Are the older two keeping their distance from Shadow and Willow?”
They are. Poor Jasper’s life quality isn’t brilliant. He’s wobbly and nearly falls over when he shakes his head, he eats but the food seems to pass straight though him and he’s lost loads of weight. He does purr though and doesn’t seem to be uncomfortable so we’ll not make any decisions about his fate yet. It has improved a bit since we got Willow because Shadow chases her around and not him.
Little Willow has been curled up next to me all day. Yesterday Shadow was her best friend and the day before that Mr G.
The two youngsters seem to really like each other and Shadow has stopped asking for walkies every five minutes. He likes his new playmate.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“They are. Poor Jasper’s life quality isn’t brilliant. He’s wobbly and nearly falls over when he shakes his head, he eats but the food seems to pass straight though him and he’s lost loads of weight. He does purr though and doesn’t seem to be uncomfortable so we’ll not make any decisions about his fate yet. It has improved a bit since we got Willow because Shadow chases her around and not him.
Little Willow has been curled up next to me all day. Yesterday Shadow was her best friend and the day before that Mr G.
The two youngsters seem to really like each other and Shadow has stopped asking for walkies every five minutes. He likes his new playmate.”
“They are. Poor Jasper’s life quality isn’t brilliant. He’s wobbly and nearly falls over when he shakes his head, he eats but the food seems to pass straight though him and he’s lost loads of weight. He does purr though and doesn’t seem to be uncomfortable so we’ll not make any decisions about his fate yet. It has improved a bit since we got Willow because Shadow chases her around and not him.
Little Willow has been curled up next to me all day. Yesterday Shadow was her best friend and the day before that Mr G.
The two youngsters seem to really like each other and Shadow has stopped asking for walkies every five minutes. He likes his new playmate.”
The two youngsters will provide entertainment for themselves now. The oldies can enjoy a bit of peace! Many cats get skinny when older, have you had his thyroid tested at all? That often gets overactive in elderly cats.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sir Chinalot!
”
“Evening Sir Chinalot!
”
Why are you in such a good mood? 
*Peers suspiciously*
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