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Old 05-03-2016, 07:23
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Morning all perspicacious pubsteroonies

Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:25
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Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*

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Old 05-03-2016, 07:26
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Stop being a baby & go & do some work for a change!

*Bashes SR the Robber's big head several times with the coat stand that is her spitting image only slightly better looking.*


That'll teach you.



Cheer up. Fancy a McDonald's breakfast? You must be due a break.
No he isn't due a break, he hasn't done any work yet!
Keep yer beak out of pub business!
*Cheers up immediately* Ta very muchly Eddy!
You're going nowhere! *kicks chinny's lardy arse into the gents* It stinks in there & it's time you cleaned it out! *lobs mop bucket rubber gloves & a bottle of bleach at chinny's fat head*
Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:29
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I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!

Ta muchly old bean
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:31
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I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!

Ta muchly old bean
so would I
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:33
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The world would be well rid of that gobsh*te
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:49
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Morning all perspicacious pubsteroonies

Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!
Morning twass..........still on yer diet I see!
I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!

Ta muchly old bean
Me too.
Actually maybe I'd prefer to stamp on his fat head.
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:53
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Morning twass..........still on yer diet I see!

Me too.
Actually maybe I'd prefer to stamp on his fat head.
Yup. I'm on the stick to your ribs diet

We'd all be better off without the orange buffoon......he's an eejit!!
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:02
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Yup. I'm on the stick to your ribs diet
Its working a treat, I see ?

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Old 05-03-2016, 08:15
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Shurrup!!

I need to keep me strength up!!!
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:40
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*opens pub* Morning all
Morning SR, We'll be in Livi @ around 1.30pm for the Livi v Sons match. I trust the white puddings & bannocks will be ready in time? A healthy refrigerator full of beer will be nice too.
Do you have seating for a couple of hundred as we discussed. Thanks again for helping out.
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Old 05-03-2016, 11:16
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Good morning Bob. i'm sure SR will be happy to oblige.
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Old 05-03-2016, 11:19
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Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street


Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice.
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Old 05-03-2016, 11:27
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Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street


Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice.
Will he survive the wedding night do you think?
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Old 05-03-2016, 11:31
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Will he survive the wedding night do you think?
Will she???

I wonder what all this is really about?
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Old 05-03-2016, 12:34
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Will she???

I wonder what all this is really about?
Indeed, who is screwing who?
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Old 05-03-2016, 15:52
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Morning SR, We'll be in Livi @ around 1.30pm for the Livi v Sons match. I trust the white puddings & bannocks will be ready in time? A healthy refrigerator full of beer will be nice too.
Do you have seating for a couple of hundred as we discussed. Thanks again for helping out.
Oh of course.............I hope everything was to your satisfaction.
Good morning Bob. i'm sure SR will be happy to oblige.
As always!
Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street


Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice.

Indeed, who is screwing who?
I wonder what she saw in the multi millionaire!

Afternoon all
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Old 05-03-2016, 16:40
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Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. Glass of rose wine please!
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Old 05-03-2016, 18:18
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Evening peeps. *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 05-03-2016, 18:40
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Evening chinbob. Ta muchly!! Up to much this evening?
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Old 05-03-2016, 18:41
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Evening chinbob. Ta muchly!! Up to much this evening?
A lot of telly to watch and some tidying/washing up. You?
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Old 05-03-2016, 18:47
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A lot of telly to watch and some tidying/washing up. You?
Done all the cooking, scoffing and washing up so now chilling me beans on the sofa with the tellybox on and not paying much attention to it. Might watch Philomena which I have downloaded from iPlayer!
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Old 05-03-2016, 19:08
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Done all the cooking, scoffing and washing up so now chilling me beans on the sofa with the tellybox on and not paying much attention to it. Might watch Philomena which I have downloaded from iPlayer!
Oh I didn't know that was on the Beeb. I may watch it laters. Night peeps.
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Old 05-03-2016, 19:19
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Just got back from the play. It was an great experience. I think maybe the play could've been a little deeper, but still enjoyable and funny to watch. I got to the Playhouse theatre a little early, so I waited around for a while. I then saw someone get out of a car and realized it was Matthew Perry and one of his co stars. He then walked right by me before disappearing into the theatre, whilst avoiding an incoming mob of people desiring autographs. I can't believe I was inches away from Chandler Bing. :0
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Old 05-03-2016, 19:28
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Just got back from the play. It was an great experience. I think maybe the play could've been a little deeper, but still enjoyable and funny to watch. I got to the Playhouse theatre a little early, so I waited around for a while. I then saw someone get out of a car and realized it was Matthew Perry and one of his co stars. He then walked right by me before disappearing into the theatre, whilst avoiding an incoming mob of people desiring autographs. I can't believe I was inches away from Chandler Bing. :0
You are hob nobbing with the stars now RM
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