Morning all perspicacious pubsteroonies 
Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!
Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
Stop being a baby & go & do some work for a change!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
*Bashes SR the Robber's big head several times with the coat stand that is her spitting image only slightly better looking.*
That'll teach you.
Cheer up. Fancy a McDonald's breakfast? You must be due a break.
”
“
*Bashes SR the Robber's big head several times with the coat stand that is her spitting image only slightly better looking.*
That'll teach you.
Cheer up. Fancy a McDonald's breakfast? You must be due a break.
”
No he isn't due a break, he hasn't done any work yet!
Keep yer beak out of pub business!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Cheers up immediately* Ta very muchly Eddy!”
“*Cheers up immediately*
Ta very muchly Eddy!”
You're going nowhere! *kicks chinny's lardy arse into the gents* It stinks in there & it's time you cleaned it out! *lobs mop bucket rubber gloves & a bottle of bleach at chinny's fat head*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning all
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“Morning all
”
Morning Joe *clunk*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...ae&oe=57953F2B”
“Morning peeps
*clunks* *clatters* https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...ae&oe=57953F2B
”
I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!
Ta muchly old bean
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all perspicacious pubsteroonies
Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!”
“Morning all perspicacious pubsteroonies
Large pot of tea, porridge and a rack of toast with butter and marmalade please!”
Morning twass..........still on yer diet I see!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!
Ta muchly old bean”
“I'd stamp on his feckin' hand!!
Ta muchly old bean
”
Me too.
Actually maybe I'd prefer to stamp on his fat head.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass..........still on yer diet I see!
Me too.
Actually maybe I'd prefer to stamp on his fat head.”
“Morning twass..........still on yer diet I see!
Me too.
Actually maybe I'd prefer to stamp on his fat head.
”
Yup. I'm on the stick to your ribs diet
We'd all be better off without the orange buffoon......he's an eejit!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yup. I'm on the stick to your ribs diet”
“Yup. I'm on the stick to your ribs diet
”
Its working a treat, I see ?
http://imgur.com/gallery/1D056rq
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all”
“*opens pub* Morning all
”
Morning SR,
We'll be in Livi @ around 1.30pm for the Livi v Sons match. I trust the white puddings & bannocks will be ready in time? A healthy refrigerator full of beer will be nice too. Do you have seating for a couple of hundred as we discussed. Thanks again for helping out.
Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice.
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Put the champagne on ice.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice. ”
“Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Put the champagne on ice. ”
Will he survive the wedding night do you think?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Will he survive the wedding night do you think?”
“Will he survive the wedding night do you think?
”
Will she???
I wonder what all this is really about?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Will she???
I wonder what all this is really about?”
“Will she???
I wonder what all this is really about?”
Indeed, who is screwing who?
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning SR, We'll be in Livi @ around 1.30pm for the Livi v Sons match. I trust the white puddings & bannocks will be ready in time? A healthy refrigerator full of beer will be nice too.
Do you have seating for a couple of hundred as we discussed. Thanks again for helping out.”
“Morning SR,
We'll be in Livi @ around 1.30pm for the Livi v Sons match. I trust the white puddings & bannocks will be ready in time? A healthy refrigerator full of beer will be nice too. Do you have seating for a couple of hundred as we discussed. Thanks again for helping out.”
Oh of course.............I hope everything was to your satisfaction.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Bob. i'm sure SR will be happy to oblige.”
“Good morning Bob. i'm sure SR will be happy to oblige.
”
As always!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Put the champagne on ice.”
“Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall hold wedding ceremony on the capital's Fleet Street
Story and lots of lovely pics here, Telegraph.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Put the champagne on ice.”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Indeed, who is screwing who?”
“Indeed, who is screwing who?”
I wonder what she saw in the multi millionaire!
Afternoon all
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening chinbob. Ta muchly!! Up to much this evening?”
“Evening chinbob. Ta muchly!! Up to much this evening?”
A lot of telly to watch and some tidying/washing up. You?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“A lot of telly to watch and some tidying/washing up. You?”
“A lot of telly to watch and some tidying/washing up. You?
”
Done all the cooking, scoffing and washing up so now chilling me beans on the sofa with the tellybox on and not paying much attention to it. Might watch Philomena which I have downloaded from iPlayer!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Done all the cooking, scoffing and washing up so now chilling me beans on the sofa with the tellybox on and not paying much attention to it. Might watch Philomena which I have downloaded from iPlayer!”
“Done all the cooking, scoffing and washing up so now chilling me beans on the sofa with the tellybox on and not paying much attention to it. Might watch Philomena which I have downloaded from iPlayer!”
Oh I didn't know that was on the Beeb. I may watch it laters.
Night peeps. 
Just got back from the play. It was an great experience. I think maybe the play could've been a little deeper, but still enjoyable and funny to watch. I got to the Playhouse theatre a little early, so I waited around for a while. I then saw someone get out of a car and realized it was Matthew Perry and one of his co stars. He then walked right by me before disappearing into the theatre, whilst avoiding an incoming mob of people desiring autographs. I can't believe I was inches away from Chandler Bing. :0
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“Just got back from the play. It was an great experience. I think maybe the play could've been a little deeper, but still enjoyable and funny to watch. I got to the Playhouse theatre a little early, so I waited around for a while. I then saw someone get out of a car and realized it was Matthew Perry and one of his co stars. He then walked right by me before disappearing into the theatre, whilst avoiding an incoming mob of people desiring autographs. I can't believe I was inches away from Chandler Bing. :0”
“Just got back from the play. It was an great experience. I think maybe the play could've been a little deeper, but still enjoyable and funny to watch. I got to the Playhouse theatre a little early, so I waited around for a while. I then saw someone get out of a car and realized it was Matthew Perry and one of his co stars. He then walked right by me before disappearing into the theatre, whilst avoiding an incoming mob of people desiring autographs. I can't believe I was inches away from Chandler Bing. :0”
You are hob nobbing with the stars now RM
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