Originally Posted by twassington:
“I know. Staying on a caravan park in Great Yarmouth in March, watching fake bands.....it's what all the best people do you know”
I'll take yer word for that......I'm clearly not posh enough to rub shoulders with you!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*retires to snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the Ladies Rotarian Inner Wheel Club*
*puts some Richard Clayderman on Jukebox*
”


There'll be none of that nonsense in here........this is a respectable establishment.......no threesomes allowed!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot. 
Hi there Bob.
*Regrets popping into the snug. Totally horrified and shocked.* 
*Puts 'do not disturb' sign on the snug door'*
*Helps self to several large free brandies ... SR and the Pub must take responsibility for my recovery. Thanks Bob.*”

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook*......... Bloody opportunist!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*ushers ladies out of snug*
*pins notice on Pub noticeboard*
Annual Whist Drive, Coffee ☕ Morning & Jumble Sale
This Saturday - All Welcome
*leaves pile of tickets for SR to sell*”

*rips down illegal notice*
*lobs all tickets on the fire*
Afternoon all.