Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Does that go fer your rubber plantpot aswell ?
”
“Does that go fer your rubber plantpot aswell ?
”
That doesn't get washed out stoooooooopid. The pee is good for the plants!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
Evening eug
*clunk* Keep yer chin up. Hope you get better soon!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That doesn't get washed out stoooooooopid. The pee is good for the plants!”
“That doesn't get washed out stoooooooopid. The pee is good for the plants!
”
Oh so its got an overflo pipe out tae the carpark then , ya numpty ??? * Rolleyes *
Hope yer keeping well Eug, see yer teams doing great just now !
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
Eugene, best wishes to you.
Good morning you lot. 
Hi there Sleeps.You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning all”
“Morning all
”
Hi there Sleeps.
You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps 'n' peeps. *clunks* *clatters*”
“Morning Sleeps 'n' peeps.
*clunks* *clatters*”
Morning Chinnie
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there Sleeps.You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot. ”
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there Sleeps.
You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot. ”
Nope, not in here but working on the van in about 15 minutes, yer farmer pal chin will get your order
Morning Eddy
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Bliddy typical! *Rolleyes* Ta very muchly Eddy!
Oi leave poor Eddy alone!
meh”
“Bliddy typical! *Rolleyes* Ta very muchly Eddy!
Oi leave poor Eddy alone!
meh”
You better realise who pays yer wages.......(hint).........it ain't Eddy the Crook!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
“Evening Pub.
Hope all is well. Still in hospital, end of the third week now.”
Hope your leg is healing eug.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there Sleeps.You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot. ”
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there Sleeps.
You on duty? Full traditional breakfast. Make certain my tea is hot. ”
*hands Eddy the Crook a hefty bill* you need to pay this before you get served! Misuse of heating is not acceptable!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You better realise who pays yer wages.......(hint).........it ain't Eddy the Crook!
Hope your leg is healing eug.
*hands Eddy the Crook a hefty bill* you need to pay this before you get served! Misuse of heating is not acceptable!”
“
You better realise who pays yer wages.......(hint).........it ain't Eddy the Crook!
Hope your leg is healing eug.
*hands Eddy the Crook a hefty bill* you need to pay this before you get served! Misuse of heating is not acceptable!”
I'll have wot Eddy's having (in the way of food and drink obviously.)
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Morning pub. Thanks for the comments last night.
Hope you all have a great weekend!”
“Morning pub. Thanks for the comments last night.
Hope you all have a great weekend!”
Morning. What comments, what did I miss?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I'll have wot Eddy's having (in the way of food and drink obviously.)”
“I'll have wot Eddy's having (in the way of food and drink obviously.)
”
As Eddy the Crook isn't having anything until he pays his bill, you'll be getting nothing either! Now go & do some work ya lazy chancing bugger!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Morning pub. Thanks for the comments last night.
Hope you all have a great weekend!”
“Morning pub. Thanks for the comments last night.
Hope you all have a great weekend!”
Hope you have a good one too.
Originally Posted by davor:
“Morning. What comments, what did I miss?”
“Morning. What comments, what did I miss?
”
Morning davor.....read back
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*hands Eddy the Crook a hefty bill* you need to pay this before you get served! Misuse of heating is not acceptable!”
“
*hands Eddy the Crook a hefty bill* you need to pay this before you get served! Misuse of heating is not acceptable!”
You have some nerve.
May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me following your mugging of my person and robbing me of £1000 cash. Together with fines, penalties and interest, you now owe me £39,921.01p.
You can deduct whatever it is you are owed from that.
Following which you can clear the rest of what you owe me or I will take you to court and and take the snug and kitchen area from you as payment! (I'm planning a separate entrance to the snug and then converting it into an old fashioned tea shop and Chinese take away. It should be rather nice and you will be more than welcome. )*Helps self to tea. Takes delivery of McDonalds breakfast.
Afternoon all peepsicles......survived first half of the festival and bracing ourselves for another late night and shattered eardrums
Two alka selzers please
Two alka selzers please
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You have some nerve.
May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me following your mugging of my person and robbing me of £1000 cash. Together with fines, penalties and interest, you now owe me £39,921.01p.
You can deduct whatever it is you are owed from that. Following which you can clear the rest of what you owe me or I will take you to court and and take the snug and kitchen area from you as payment! (I'm planning a separate entrance to the snug and then converting it into an old fashioned tea shop and Chinese take away. It should be rather nice and you will be more than welcome.
*Helps self to tea. Takes delivery of McDonalds breakfast.”
“You have some nerve.
May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me following your mugging of my person and robbing me of £1000 cash. Together with fines, penalties and interest, you now owe me £39,921.01p.
You can deduct whatever it is you are owed from that. Following which you can clear the rest of what you owe me or I will take you to court and and take the snug and kitchen area from you as payment!
(I'm planning a separate entrance to the snug and then converting it into an old fashioned tea shop and Chinese take away. It should be rather nice and you will be more than welcome.*Helps self to tea. Takes delivery of McDonalds breakfast.”
May I remind you you STOLE money from my till....not content with that you then forged Joe's signature! Just try & sue me buster & see how far you get......you'll be looking at a hefty jail sentence.
You're clearly completely certifiable if you think for one second you can help yerself to part of MY PUB! Lunatic. *adds payment for tea to ever increasing bill*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peepsicles......survived first half of the festival and bracing ourselves for another late night and shattered eardrums
Two alka selzers please”
“Afternoon all peepsicles......survived first half of the festival and bracing ourselves for another late night and shattered eardrums
Two alka selzers please
”
For someone who doesn't drink, you certainly have serious problems!
*plonk fizz*
Afternoon all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“For someone who doesn't drink, you certainly have serious problems!
*plonk fizz*
Afternoon all.”
“For someone who doesn't drink, you certainly have serious problems!
*plonk fizz*
Afternoon all.
”
Yer a fine wan tae talk, reeking a gin most morning & coming in late while Chin & myself are knocking our pans in *rolleyes *
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters*”
“Afternoon peeps
*clunks* *clatters*”
Afternoon Chinnie, Mate
You & Eddy can have the remotes tonight, dont say I aint good tae you farmers !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon Chinnie, Mate
You & Eddy can have the remotes tonight, dont say I aint good tae you farmers !”
“Afternoon Chinnie, Mate
You & Eddy can have the remotes tonight, dont say I aint good tae you farmers !
”
Yeah only cos yer footie or Corrie ain't on!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Yeah only cos yer footie or Corrie ain't on!”
“Yeah only cos yer footie or Corrie ain't on!
”
You can watch The Voice without me moaning in the background !
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