Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You can watch The Voice without me moaning in the background !
”
“You can watch The Voice without me moaning in the background !
”
The 'singing' sounds like peeps wailing with toothache.
The Pub (Part 48)
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Good evening all.
Had lunch at a rather superb Kurdish kebab house. It was my cousin's birthday do. Here.
You are very unreasonable.
Will you accept an IOU?
Had lunch at a rather superb Kurdish kebab house. It was my cousin's birthday do. Here.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“May I remind you you STOLE money from my till....not content with that you then forged Joe's signature! Just try & sue me buster & see how far you get......you'll be looking at a hefty jail sentence.
You're clearly completely certifiable if you think for one second you can help yerself to part of MY PUB! Lunatic. *adds payment for tea to ever increasing bill*
”
“May I remind you you STOLE money from my till....not content with that you then forged Joe's signature! Just try & sue me buster & see how far you get......you'll be looking at a hefty jail sentence.
You're clearly completely certifiable if you think for one second you can help yerself to part of MY PUB! Lunatic. *adds payment for tea to ever increasing bill*
”
You are very unreasonable.
Will you accept an IOU?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Tarragon”
“Tarragon”
Drunk more like! http://smiliesftw.com/x/rolleyes1024.gif
Morning peeps
*clunks* *clatters*
Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone. 
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun. My phone is my best friend. 
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I wrote that from my new phone!”
“I wrote that from my new phone!
”
They are great fun.
My phone is my best friend.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun. My phone is my best friend. ”
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun.
My phone is my best friend. ”
Morning Eddy
You will have to pay corkage for the Maccy D's. *clunk* Poor, poor Eddy.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Yer a fine wan tae talk, reeking a gin most morning & coming in late while Chin & myself are knocking our pans in *rolleyes *
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all”
“Yer a fine wan tae talk, reeking a gin most morning & coming in late while Chin & myself are knocking our pans in *rolleyes *
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all”
Wot's that got to do with you!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
Had lunch at a rather superb Kurdish kebab house. It was my cousin's birthday do. Here.
You are very unreasonable. Will you accept an IOU?”
“Good evening all.
Had lunch at a rather superb Kurdish kebab house. It was my cousin's birthday do. Here.
You are very unreasonable.
Will you accept an IOU?”
Food looks good.
No I won't.......I've told you before, cash only!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I wrote that from my new phone!”
“I wrote that from my new phone!
”
Wooooooooo get you then.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun. My phone is my only friend.”
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun.
My phone is my only friend.”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Eddy You will have to pay corkage for the Maccy D's. *clunk* Poor, poor Eddy. ”
“Morning Eddy
You will have to pay corkage for the Maccy D's. *clunk* Poor, poor Eddy. ”
Errrrrrr, he isn't allowed to bring in food of any description!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps *clunk* *clatter*”
“Morning Sleeps
*clunk* *clatter*”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun. My phone is my best friend. ”
“Good morning Chin, Sleeps, everyone.
Tea please.
*rings for McBreakfast and newspaper delivery*
They are great fun.
My phone is my best friend. ”
Morning farmers !
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Wot's that got to do with you!
!”
“Wot's that got to do with you!
!”
It'll have plenty tae do with me when Chin & I get our payrise in a fortnight ( 50p) £7.20 an hour by law
so put that in yer pipe .... no rise no workie !!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning farmers !
It'll have plenty tae do with me when Chin & I get our payrise in a fortnight ( 50p) £7.20 an hour by law
so put that in yer pipe .... no rise no workie !!”
“Morning farmers !
It'll have plenty tae do with me when Chin & I get our payrise in a fortnight ( 50p) £7.20 an hour by law
so put that in yer pipe .... no rise no workie !!
”
Mornin' Sr
Yeah wot Sleeps said! ^
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning farmers !
It'll have plenty tae do with me when Chin & I get our payrise in a fortnight ( 50p) £7.20 an hour by law
so put that in yer pipe .... no rise no workie !!”
“Morning farmers !
It'll have plenty tae do with me when Chin & I get our payrise in a fortnight ( 50p) £7.20 an hour by law
so put that in yer pipe .... no rise no workie !!
”
Maybe you need to start doing some work then!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Mornin' Sr Yeah wot Sleeps said! ^”
“Mornin' Sr
Yeah wot Sleeps said! ^”
If I were you I'd be very careful........yer new contract is almost ready for signing!
Your work ethics leave a lot to be desired!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Bye peeps. Have a good day!”
“Bye peeps. Have a good day!
”
Byeeeeee, you have a good one too.
Don't worry SR. I'm available should you wish to break the strike (fee payable plus expenses and danger money). 
Good afternoon all.
Are you back home? Hope you had loads of fun at the festival. Who was on?
By the way, SR has sacked poor Chin and that lazy good for nothing, Sleeps, is on strike. So I'm helping out (fee payable plus expenses and danger money).
I've made a few changes Whilst you're welcome to come inside the Pub to get your drinks and use the ladies loos, SR and I would prefer it if you would enjoy your drink out in the beer garden. Nothing personal of course. It's just that we are trying to attract a better class of customer to the Pub and they may not appreciate you hanging around
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning peeps, pint of OJ and a packet of paracetamol please”
“Morning peeps, pint of OJ and a packet of paracetamol please
”
Are you back home? Hope you had loads of fun at the festival. Who was on?
By the way, SR has sacked poor Chin and that lazy good for nothing, Sleeps, is on strike
. So I'm helping out (fee payable plus expenses and danger money). I've made a few changes Whilst you're welcome to come inside the Pub to get your drinks and use the ladies loos, SR and I would prefer it if you would enjoy your drink out in the beer garden. Nothing personal of course. It's just that we are trying to attract a better class of customer to the Pub and they may not appreciate you hanging around
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Don't worry SR. I'm available should you wish to break the strike (fee payable plus expenses and danger money).”
“Don't worry SR. I'm available should you wish to break the strike (fee payable plus expenses and danger money).
”
There is no strike you great eejit! And even if there was I would rather have Parton & Gorbals serving than use your dodgy services!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning peeps, pint of OJ and a packet of paracetamol please”
“Morning peeps, pint of OJ and a packet of paracetamol please
”
Afternoon twass.....still cutting down I see. *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.
Are you back home? Hope you had loads of fun at the festival. Who was on?
By the way, SR has sacked poor Chin and that lazy good for nothing, Sleeps, is on strike. So I'm helping out (fee payable plus expenses and danger money).
I've made a few changes Whilst you're welcome to come inside the Pub to get your drinks and use the ladies loos, SR and I would prefer it if you would enjoy your drink out in the beer garden. Nothing personal of course. It's just that we are trying to attract a better class of customer to the Pub and they may not appreciate you hanging around”
“Good afternoon all.
Are you back home? Hope you had loads of fun at the festival. Who was on?
By the way, SR has sacked poor Chin and that lazy good for nothing, Sleeps, is on strike
. So I'm helping out (fee payable plus expenses and danger money). I've made a few changes Whilst you're welcome to come inside the Pub to get your drinks and use the ladies loos, SR and I would prefer it if you would enjoy your drink out in the beer garden. Nothing personal of course. It's just that we are trying to attract a better class of customer to the Pub and they may not appreciate you hanging around
”
*grabs Eddy the Crook by the throat & squeezes hard* Listen you wee toad, you will NEVER EVER be employed here!
Chinny has not been sacked & Joe is not on strike! So I suggest you keep yer beak out of MY business!
Now sling yer hook before I really harm you!
The only undesirable in the pub is you, you're constantly trying to cheat me out of money, you have no shame at all!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all”
“*opens pub* Morning all
”
You bloomin' woke me up! I was having my morning nap!
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