Originally Posted by chinchin:
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You bloomin' woke me up! I was having my morning nap! 
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You bloomin' woke me up! I was having my morning nap! 
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Och stop yer moaning...........go & do some work, that'll wake you up!
You bloomin' woke me up! I was having my morning nap! 
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*Backs away terrified*”
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* Clunk *

F.eckin' road closures, road works, no diversion signs, temporary traffic lights, filter lanes, morons driving. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh that feels much better. *pours self very large spritzer* 

F.eckin' road closures, road works, no diversion signs, temporary traffic lights, filter lanes, morons driving. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh that feels much better. *pours self very large Gin spritzer* :
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........ thats a pain when that happens 

........ thats a pain when that happens
I said to him, 'so I presume this road is also closed', he said, yes, if you aren't in a hurry it'll be reopened in about 20 minutes, there's been a small crash & the tow truck is taking away the car! 
I said to him, 'so I presume this road is also closed', he said, yes, if you aren't in a hurry it'll be reopened in about 20 minutes, there's been a small crash & the tow truck is taking away the car! 


*clunks* *clatters*”
*slurps and noms* I am wondering how I will manage to stay awake long enough to watch the X files. Do you sell Pro Plus?

*clunks* *clatters*”


*slurps and noms* I am wondering how I will manage to stay awake long enough to watch the X files. Do you sell Pro Plus?
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*slurps and noms* I am wondering how I will manage to stay awake long enough to watch the X files. Do you sell Pro Plus?
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I got some new dummy ones and Sleeps fell for it! 
I got some new dummy ones and Sleeps fell for it! 
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*Tucks in* Yeah! Bloomin' troublemaker!
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Thank you kindly!!




Thank you kindly!!”
