Och stop yer moaning...........go & do some work, that'll wake you up!

*Backs away terrified*

*kicks chinny's lardy arse in the direction of the gents*

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Bye all. Have a good day!

*looks left @@, looks right @@*

*hurriedly exits snug*

Good afternoon.

*Dances around Pub.*

*Leaves.*

Bloody nora its " The Wurzels" all thats missing is " Aunt Sally " & she'll be back tomorrow !

Afternoon All

...

Good afternoon.

Rum and coke please.

Afternoon Edwardo * Clunk *

Its my turn fer the remotes btw..

* Grabs the real remotes, not the dummy ones chinnie left out * Sniggers *

*marches in face like fizz* F.eckin' road closures, road works, no diversion signs, temporary traffic lights, filter lanes, morons driving. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh that feels much better. *pours self very large spritzer*

Afternoon all.

Nowt new there then ! ........ thats a pain when that happens

Afternoon Sr, * Clunk *

It's so frustrating, especially when you don't know the area! Just when I thought I was getting somewhere (on the road to Coatbridge), the road I was wanting to go on was closed with a policeman standing guard beside a few road cones! I said to him, 'so I presume this road is also closed', he said, yes, if you aren't in a hurry it'll be reopened in about 20 minutes, there's been a small crash & the tow truck is taking away the car!
I asked him for directions to get out of the place & eventually found the M8 to get on to the Whifflet!
At least it was a lovely sunny day, just right for driving aimlessly around! ROLLEYES

Hope you weren't looking fer my van !

* Runs sceaming tae the hills *

Afternoon all, I am back in one piece! First shenanigans of the year survived

Two teas please and two spam rolls with brown sauce

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Ta old fruit *slurps and noms* I am wondering how I will manage to stay awake long enough to watch the X files. Do you sell Pro Plus?

Good evening all.



*slurps*

Thank you and whatever you are having.

Have you grabbed the remotes?


Welcome back. Hope you had a great time.

You know I always do under the counter stuff fot the right price! http://www.silverfishlongboarding.co...7&d=1342189544


Evening Eddy and ta very muchly. I got some new dummy ones and Sleeps fell for it!

Any takeaways this evening?

Yes, curry do you?

Good one Eddy! Yes please!

*rubs tummy*

Tuck in old bean, now that it's fresh and hot and before that blooming trouble maker turns up.

And we got a free 6 pack of premium lager.

Oh well done Eddy! *Tucks in* Yeah! Bloomin' troublemaker!

Thank you, we certainly did....it was messy


I knew I could rely on you, chinnock.......not much dosh left after the festival though so giss a packet for £2 Thank you kindly!!

£2 per tab or three for £4.

’d evening.

Mr G is away at the weekend and I’m getting anxious about a million silly things.

I shall be spending the next few days trying to get my head in a calm place. There’s people in terrible situations and I have nothing at all to worry about. I hate getting myself into stupids panics.