You drive a hard bargain


Do you ever meditate Gemo? Helps very much to calm yourself right down and put your head in a good place

Good evening Gemo.

I used to, I did a lot of yoga, but I find it difficult now.

My jacuzzi used to help me zone out but it broke a couple of years ago and I think it will cost a fortune to fix and I can manage without.

We’ve had a load of water from the rain wreck one of our walls. So we are going to have to move our TV watching to another room (why should I complain, we HAVE another room). It has occured to us that the other room would fit a massage chair.

I find the state I get into totally embarrassing. I have nothing to worry about but my body doesn’t believe me. And I’m getting worse as I get older.

’d evening.

Evening Gemo Tomorrow is another day and I hope it is better for you.

Them's my prices.

Thanks, chin.

Things are fine apart from my head going into worst case scenario mode and even if that did happen we could deal with it.


Scrub the massage chair. I’ve just looked at some on t’internat and they’re hideous.

I'd say distraction therapy is what you need Gemo...but what exactly I am not sure

Mr G has got me a colouring book and some pens.

I was going to start a knitting project but with two crazy kittens I think it may add to the stress.

I usually start a big Jigsaw in the Jigsaw World ap.

*opens pub* Morning all.

Morning Soup dragon *clunks* *clatters*

Morning fat sausage fingers. *sluuuuuuurps* cheers Big Ears.

As if! I don't buy food from vans.

Welcome back, twass.


*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook to cover canage & plateage*






Wot have you been told about dealing in the pub?

I would say so!

Mornning Sr, Chin, & all

Was in livi last night for a meal, bloody baltic when we came out the pub the back of 8 for the train home !

Morning Joe, where did you go? (betcha it was the Saltire).
Yes the temperature really dropped last night after such a glorious day. It was warmer in the East yesterday than it was in Barcelona!
Today is pretty dull & miserable. Ho hum.

Morning Sleeps *clunk* Sounds like a good evening out.

I wanna word with you! Why did you allow Eddy the Crook to have food brought onto the premises? Why did you allow lager to be brought onto the premises, & consumed on the aforementioned premises? And what have you been told about selling 'drugs' on the premises? *kicks chinny's lardy arse all over the pub*
Go & get that cellar cleaned up, it's a disgrace!

meh Why always so grumpy? You need a chill pill! Eddy has some good ideas for you and the Pub!

Bye peeps and have a good day.

Listen you ya ungrateful wee toad, you need to remember who pays yer wages, it isn't Eddy the Crook, & I can assure you he would mug you off the same as he does everyone else! *punches chinny's lights out*

Byeeeeeee, you have a good one too.

*Saunters in*

Morning all peeps! May I see the elevenses menu please?

Good morning.


What a way to carry on! Violence and more violence. A disgrace. Shameful.


Hi there. It looks like it's a vending machine day.

Ew no, not vending machines......I'll come back when there's proper food. Even if it's Spam, egg and chips!

*clatter*

I think I may have overdosed on Kalms.

Well I took some Kalms and I was still feeling agitated so I took some Tesco Stress relief tablets and found they contain the same thing.

Not planning on driving or operating heavy machinery so I’ll e fine and the dose of those is nothing compared to the Valerian tablets Mr G got me from the health food shop. ( don’t take them, they’re too strong).

You need a Blue Dreamer. 8 hours of chilled out bliss. Shame it's illegal