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*Saunters in*
Morning all peeps! May I see the elevenses menu please? ![]() Quote:
Good morning.
![]() What a way to carry on! Violence and more violence. A disgrace. Shameful. ![]() Hi there. It looks like it's a vending machine day. ![]() ![]() ![]() *punches Eddy the Crook's lights out* Keep yer beak out of pub business! Interfering busybody! ![]() Quote:
*clatter*
I think I may have overdosed on Kalms. ![]() Well I took some Kalms and I was still feeling agitated so I took some Tesco Stress relief tablets and found they contain the same thing. Not planning on driving or operating heavy machinery so Ill e fine and the dose of those is nothing compared to the Valerian tablets Mr G got me from the health food shop. ( dont take them, theyre too strong). ![]() Afternoon all
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#2002 |
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Afternoon SR! I am still recovering from all the shenanigans of the weekend.
Should be up my usual time tomorrow morning ![]() Pot of tea and a toasted hot cross bun and butter please! |
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Afternoon SR! I am still recovering from all the shenanigans of the weekend.
Should be up my usual time tomorrow morning ![]() Pot of tea and a toasted hot cross bun and butter please! *clunk clatter* butter is of course extra.....but you knew that didn't you? ![]() My latest 'toy' HERE arrived today, it's a straightening brush, I'll try it out tomorrow morning.
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I'll let you off this time, don't let it happen again!
*clunk clatter* butter is of course extra.....but you knew that didn't you? ![]() My latest 'toy' HERE arrived today, it's a straightening brush, I'll try it out tomorrow morning. ![]() ![]() I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers. The rest of the time it is more or less kinky depending on how much TLC it's had. Usually none
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That looks a bit 70s somehow
![]() I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers.![]() ![]() Afternoon Twass, & all
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Morning Joe, where did you go? (betcha it was the Saltire).
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Morning Sleeps
*clunk* Sounds like a good evening out. |
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Arternoon Sleeps. Maybe owning one of those gadgets is WHY chinnock has no hair
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Arternoon Sleeps. Maybe owning one of those gadgets is WHY chinnock has no hair
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I wonder if that auld duffer on the sexy freds the same !
![]() I imagine the last time he had hair was the mid 50s ![]()
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Afternoon peeps
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Good evening everyone.
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Afternoon twass........ridiculous time to make an appearance! Standards are slipping.
![]() ![]() ![]() *punches Eddy the Crook's lights out* Keep yer beak out of pub business! Interfering busybody! ![]() Oh well you'll be so laid back you'll be horizontal. Job done. ![]() Afternoon all ![]()
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Good evening everyone.
![]() *clunk* You've been getting me in trouble with Sr! ![]()
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Afternoon peeps
![]() Portion of cheesy chips and a dirty pint
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Evening Chin, Gemo, twassington, everyone. ![]() Quote:
Evening Eddy
*clunk* You've been getting me in trouble with Sr! ![]() ![]() SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result. ![]() ![]()
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Evening Eddy. Tuppence you don't fight [as my old mum would say]
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Yo Chinalot!
Portion of cheesy chips and a dirty pint ![]() *clunk* *clatter* Quote:
Evening Chin, Gemo, twassington, everyone.
![]() What do you mean??? SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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The pint was stored by the plant pot.
*clunk* *clatter* Well YOU led me astray! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.
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Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.
![]() Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some. ![]() I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.
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* Grabs remotes The real ones *
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* Grabs remotes The real ones *
![]() *Pumps knock out gas into Snug (after donning gas mask), puts Sleeps out co ld, grabs remotes back, bars Sleeps from Pub, puts Sleeps in wheely bin.* ![]()
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Now that's better. Cod for me ta!
I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.![]() ![]() |
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Tuck in now that it's nice and hot... cod, chips, mushy peas ... oh, and I got a few sausages for good measure and the platage is all paid.
![]() Oi, quit it, behave. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Well done Eddy! Yes Sleeps is fast asleep in has wheely bin. I wrapped a blanket round him and emptied the potato peelings over his bonce!
![]() ![]() ![]() You are very inventive when it comes to dealing with that blooming trouble maker. ![]() Tuck in ... there's plenty more cod and stuff. And don't forget, the leftovers get thrown into the wheely bin where they can spend the night with Sleeps.
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Well done old bean.
You are very inventive when it comes to dealing with that blooming trouble maker. ![]() Tuck in ... there's plenty more cod and stuff. And don't forget, the leftovers get thrown into the wheely bin where they can spend the night with Sleeps. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result. 