DS Forums

 
 

The Pub (Part 48)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 15-03-2016, 15:14
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
*Saunters in*

Morning all peeps! May I see the elevenses menu please?
Afternoon twass........ridiculous time to make an appearance! Standards are slipping.
Good morning.



What a way to carry on! Violence and more violence. A disgrace. Shameful.



Hi there. It looks like it's a vending machine day.

*punches Eddy the Crook's lights out* Keep yer beak out of pub business! Interfering busybody!

*clatter*

I think I may have overdosed on Kalms.

Well I took some Kalms and I was still feeling agitated so I took some Tesco Stress relief tablets and found they contain the same thing.

Not planning on driving or operating heavy machinery so I’ll e fine and the dose of those is nothing compared to the Valerian tablets Mr G got me from the health food shop. ( don’t take them, they’re too strong).
Oh well you'll be so laid back you'll be horizontal. Job done.

Afternoon all
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 15-03-2016, 15:27
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Afternoon SR! I am still recovering from all the shenanigans of the weekend. Should be up my usual time tomorrow morning

Pot of tea and a toasted hot cross bun and butter please!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 15:48
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Afternoon SR! I am still recovering from all the shenanigans of the weekend. Should be up my usual time tomorrow morning

Pot of tea and a toasted hot cross bun and butter please!
I'll let you off this time, don't let it happen again! *clunk clatter* butter is of course extra.....but you knew that didn't you?

My latest 'toy' HERE arrived today, it's a straightening brush, I'll try it out tomorrow morning.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:06
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
I'll let you off this time, don't let it happen again! *clunk clatter* butter is of course extra.....but you knew that didn't you?

My latest 'toy' HERE arrived today, it's a straightening brush, I'll try it out tomorrow morning.
That looks a bit 70s somehow I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers. The rest of the time it is more or less kinky depending on how much TLC it's had. Usually none
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:28
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
That looks a bit 70s somehow I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers.
It was the 70s the last time Chinnie had hair !

Afternoon Twass, & all
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:40
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Morning Joe, where did you go? (betcha it was the Saltire). .
It was indeed, We tried the dustbin lid challenges between us & still couldn't finish it, had tae get a doggy bag

http://www.flaminggrillpubs.com/flaming-challenges/

Morning Sleeps *clunk* Sounds like a good evening out.
Its a great night out, even had a 25% voucher off the food bill !
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:41
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Arternoon Sleeps. Maybe owning one of those gadgets is WHY chinnock has no hair
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:43
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Arternoon Sleeps. Maybe owning one of those gadgets is WHY chinnock has no hair
I wonder if that auld duffer on the sexy freds the same !
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 16:49
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
I wonder if that auld duffer on the sexy freds the same !

I imagine the last time he had hair was the mid 50s
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 17:34
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Afternoon peeps
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:18
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,451
Good evening everyone.
EddyBee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:23
Gemo52
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Scottish Borders
Posts: 93,421
Afternoon twass........ridiculous time to make an appearance! Standards are slipping.


*punches Eddy the Crook's lights out* Keep yer beak out of pub business! Interfering busybody!


Oh well you'll be so laid back you'll be horizontal. Job done.

Afternoon all
Yep. Had Willow parked on me all afternoon.
Gemo52 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:24
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Good evening everyone.
Evening Eddy *clunk* You've been getting me in trouble with Sr!
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:26
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Yo Chinalot! Portion of cheesy chips and a dirty pint
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:26
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,451
Evening Chin, Gemo, twassington, everyone.

Evening Eddy *clunk* You've been getting me in trouble with Sr!
What do you mean??? SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result.
EddyBee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:28
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Evening Eddy. Tuppence you don't fight [as my old mum would say]
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:32
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Yo Chinalot! Portion of cheesy chips and a dirty pint
The pint was stored by the plant pot. *clunk* *clatter*

Evening Chin, Gemo, twassington, everyone.



What do you mean??? SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result.
Well YOU led me astray!
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:35
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,451
The pint was stored by the plant pot. *clunk* *clatter*

Well YOU led me astray!
Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.

Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.
EddyBee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:47
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.

Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.
Now that's better. Cod for me ta! I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 18:57
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
* Grabs remotes The real ones *
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 19:01
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
* Grabs remotes The real ones *

*Pumps knock out gas into Snug (after donning gas mask), puts Sleeps out co
ld, grabs remotes back, bars Sleeps from Pub, puts Sleeps in wheely bin.*
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 19:03
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,451
Now that's better. Cod for me ta! I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.
Tuck in now that it's nice and hot... cod, chips, mushy peas ... oh, and I got a few sausages for good measure and the platage is all paid.

* Grabs remotes The real ones *
Oi, quit it, behave.
EddyBee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 19:21
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Tuck in now that it's nice and hot... cod, chips, mushy peas ... oh, and I got a few sausages for good measure and the platage is all paid.



Oi, quit it, behave.
Well done Eddy! Yes Sleeps is fast asleep in has wheely bin. I wrapped a blanket round him and emptied the potato peelings over his bonce!
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 19:33
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,451
Well done Eddy! Yes Sleeps is fast asleep in has wheely bin. I wrapped a blanket round him and emptied the potato peelings over his bonce!
Well done old bean. You are very inventive when it comes to dealing with that blooming trouble maker.

Tuck in ... there's plenty more cod and stuff. And don't forget, the leftovers get thrown into the wheely bin where they can spend the night with Sleeps.
EddyBee is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 15-03-2016, 19:50
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,512
Well done old bean. You are very inventive when it comes to dealing with that blooming trouble maker.

Tuck in ... there's plenty more cod and stuff. And don't forget, the leftovers get thrown into the wheely bin where they can spend the night with Sleeps.
*Tucks in* Nice one Eddy! Good idea!
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 14:08.