Afternoon twass........ridiculous time to make an appearance! Standards are slipping.


*punches Eddy the Crook's lights out* Keep yer beak out of pub business! Interfering busybody!


Oh well you'll be so laid back you'll be horizontal. Job done.

Afternoon all

Afternoon SR! I am still recovering from all the shenanigans of the weekend. Should be up my usual time tomorrow morning

Pot of tea and a toasted hot cross bun and butter please!

I'll let you off this time, don't let it happen again! *clunk clatter* butter is of course extra.....but you knew that didn't you?

My latest 'toy' HERE arrived today, it's a straightening brush, I'll try it out tomorrow morning.

That looks a bit 70s somehow I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers. The rest of the time it is more or less kinky depending on how much TLC it's had. Usually none

It was the 70s the last time Chinnie had hair !

Afternoon Twass, & all

It was indeed, We tried the dustbin lid challenges between us & still couldn't finish it, had tae get a doggy bag

http://www.flaminggrillpubs.com/flaming-challenges/


Its a great night out, even had a 25% voucher off the food bill !

Arternoon Sleeps. Maybe owning one of those gadgets is WHY chinnock has no hair

I wonder if that auld duffer on the sexy freds the same !

I imagine the last time he had hair was the mid 50s

Afternoon peeps

Good evening everyone.

Yep. Had Willow parked on me all afternoon.

Evening Eddy *clunk* You've been getting me in trouble with Sr!

Yo Chinalot! Portion of cheesy chips and a dirty pint

Evening Chin, Gemo, twassington, everyone.


What do you mean??? SR blamed me and bashed me up as a result.

Evening Eddy. Tuppence you don't fight [as my old mum would say]

The pint was stored by the plant pot. *clunk* *clatter*


Well YOU led me astray!

Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.

Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.

Now that's better. Cod for me ta! I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.

* Grabs remotes The real ones *

*Pumps knock out gas into Snug (after donning gas mask), puts Sleeps out co
ld, grabs remotes back, bars Sleeps from Pub, puts Sleeps in wheely bin.*

Tuck in now that it's nice and hot... cod, chips, mushy peas ... oh, and I got a few sausages for good measure and the platage is all paid.


Oi, quit it, behave.

Well done Eddy! Yes Sleeps is fast asleep in has wheely bin. I wrapped a blanket round him and emptied the potato peelings over his bonce!

Well done old bean. You are very inventive when it comes to dealing with that blooming trouble maker.

Tuck in ... there's plenty more cod and stuff. And don't forget, the leftovers get thrown into the wheely bin where they can spend the night with Sleeps.

*Tucks in* Nice one Eddy! Good idea!