Is a small sitar a baby sitar? 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Is a small sitar a baby sitar?”
“Is a small sitar a baby sitar?
”
No, one is a musical instrument and the other looks after children when their parents are busy.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“No, one is a musical instrument and the other looks after children when their parents are busy.”
“No, one is a musical instrument and the other looks after children when their parents are busy.
”
Oh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I see.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr
*clunk* I agree your perffume is a bit strong today! *Phew*”
“Morning Sr
*clunk* I agree your perffume is a bit strong today! *Phew*”
*whacks chinny numerous times with a fish slice* What have you been told about allowing food to be brought onto the premises? *batters chinny's fat head with the fish slice* Go & get that snug cleaned out it stinks of fish!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That looks a bit 70s somehow I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers. The rest of the time it is more or less kinky depending on how much TLC it's had. Usually none”
“That looks a bit 70s somehow I only have straight hair after I've been to the hairdressers. The rest of the time it is more or less kinky depending on how much TLC it's had. Usually none”
If you say so dear.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It was indeed, We tried the dustbin lid challenges between us & still couldn't finish it, had tae get a doggy bag
http://www.flaminggrillpubs.com/flaming-challenges/
Its a great night out, even had a 25% voucher off the food bill !”
“It was indeed, We tried the dustbin lid challenges between us & still couldn't finish it, had tae get a doggy bag
http://www.flaminggrillpubs.com/flaming-challenges/
Its a great night out, even had a 25% voucher off the food bill !”
That's just so wrong!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“The pint was stored by the plant pot. *clunk* *clatter*
Well YOU led me astray!”
“The pint was stored by the plant pot. *clunk* *clatter*
Well YOU led me astray!
”
*tuts* You have a choice!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.
Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.”
“Well, I'll try not to in the future. I'm very sorry.
Meanwhile, I'm ordering a fish dinner if you fancy some.”
*prepares hefty plateage bill for Eddy the Crook*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Now that's better. Cod for me ta! I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.”
“Now that's better. Cod for me ta!
I've been trying to poiint Sr in the direction of some of your relaxation techniques.”
You'd be far better trying to keep on the right side of me, rather than listening to Eddy the Crook!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Sylvia Anderson who was the voice of Lady Penelope has passed aged 88.
RIP.”
“Sylvia Anderson who was the voice of Lady Penelope has passed aged 88.
RIP.”
TBF 88 is a good innings.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“That's just so wrong!
You'd be far better trying to keep on the right side of me, rather than listening to Eddy the Crook!”
“That's just so wrong!
You'd be far better trying to keep on the right side of me, rather than listening to Eddy the Crook!”
Och, I done the 32oz steak a few months ago sure !
Should that not be " Eddy The Duke " he always come in here looking like " Boss Hogg " in his white suits
https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...o3xsn3O3rd15c=
Morning Sr, Chin, & all
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och, I done the 32oz steak a few months ago sure !
Should that not be " Eddy The Duke " he always come in here looking like " Boss Hogg " in his white suits
https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...o3xsn3O3rd15c=
Morning Sr, Chin, & all”
“Och, I done the 32oz steak a few months ago sure !
Should that not be " Eddy The Duke " he always come in here looking like " Boss Hogg " in his white suits
https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...o3xsn3O3rd15c=
Morning Sr, Chin, & all
”
Morning Joe.........the amount of food on the plate would put me off before I even started eating!
No he's definitely Eddy the Crook!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och, I done the 32oz steak a few months ago sure !
Should that not be " Eddy The Duke " he always come in here looking like " Boss Hogg " in his white suits
https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...o3xsn3O3rd15c=
Morning Sr, Chin, & all”
“Och, I done the 32oz steak a few months ago sure !
Should that not be " Eddy The Duke " he always come in here looking like " Boss Hogg " in his white suits
https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...o3xsn3O3rd15c=
Morning Sr, Chin, & all
”
Morning Sleeps
*clunk* Russell Brand
http://e9fun.com/wp-content/uploads/...Funny-Gags.jpg
Morning all peepsicles and tarra chin!
Bucket of builders please and a bowl of Weetabix. Looking like a bright sunny morning so far.....time to tackle the mountains of laundry last week appears to have created
Bucket of builders please and a bowl of Weetabix. Looking like a bright sunny morning so far.....time to tackle the mountains of laundry last week appears to have created
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps *clunk*
Russell Brand
http://e9fun.com/wp-content/uploads/...Funny-Gags.jpg”
“Morning Sleeps
*clunk* Russell Brand
http://e9fun.com/wp-content/uploads/...Funny-Gags.jpg”
Heehee
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Bye peeps Have a good day.”
“Bye peeps
Have a good day.”
Byeeeeeee, you have a good one too.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles and tarra chin!
Bucket of builders please and a bowl of Weetabix. Looking like a bright sunny morning so far.....time to tackle the mountains of laundry last week appears to have created”
“Morning all peepsicles and tarra chin!
Bucket of builders please and a bowl of Weetabix. Looking like a bright sunny morning so far.....time to tackle the mountains of laundry last week appears to have created
”
Morning twass *clunk clatter* Damp & dismal here!
Moaning SR....it was damp and dismal here yesterday....it must have travelled north!!
*slurrp, munch* Ta muchly!
Taking the car in for MOT early tomorrow morning..... Bracing myself for expense 
*slurrp, munch* Ta muchly!
Taking the car in for MOT early tomorrow morning.....
Bracing myself for expense
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Moaning SR....it was damp and dismal here yesterday....it must have travelled north!!
*slurrp, munch* Ta muchly!
Taking the car in for MOT early tomorrow morning..... Bracing myself for expense ”
“Moaning SR....it was damp and dismal here yesterday....it must have travelled north!!
*slurrp, munch* Ta muchly!
Taking the car in for MOT early tomorrow morning.....
Bracing myself for expense ”
Good luck with that then!
Mine is due at the end of the month. Insurance next month, ho hum! Hopefully I get one of the meerkats, not sure which one I want.....Batman or Superman........decisions decisions decisions. Afternoon all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Good luck with that then! Mine is due at the end of the month. Insurance next month, ho hum! Hopefully I get one of the meerkats, not sure which one I want.....Batman or Superman........decisions decisions decisions.
Afternoon all.”
“Good luck with that then!
Mine is due at the end of the month. Insurance next month, ho hum! Hopefully I get one of the meerkats, not sure which one I want.....Batman or Superman........decisions decisions decisions. Afternoon all.
”
Afternoon Sr and peeps.
*clunks* *clatters*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon Sr and peeps. *clunks* *clatters*”
“Afternoon Sr and peeps.
*clunks* *clatters*”
Afternoon chinny Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuuuuurps*
Saw some new lambs today, they're so so cute. One wee lamb was sitting on its mum's back.
Afternoon all peeps. Just washed the car, it's all clean and sparkly and not encrusted with bird poo and mud as it was
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps. Just washed the car, it's all clean and sparkly and not encrusted with bird poo and mud as it was
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please”
“Afternoon all peeps. Just washed the car, it's all clean and sparkly and not encrusted with bird poo and mud as it was
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please
”
*clatter* *clatter*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“*clatter* *clatter*”
“*clatter* *clatter*”
Ah thankies Gemo. I need sustenance after washing the car!
*slurrrrp chomp, slurrrrp chomp*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon chinny Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuuuuurps*
Saw some new lambs today, they're so so cute. One wee lamb was sitting on its mum's back.”
“Afternoon chinny Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuuuuurps*
Saw some new lambs today, they're so so cute. One wee lamb was sitting on its mum's back.
”
Aww
*clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps. Just washed the car, it's all clean and sparkly and not encrusted with bird poo and mud as it was
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please”
“Afternoon all peeps. Just washed the car, it's all clean and sparkly and not encrusted with bird poo and mud as it was
Just renewed my insurance and gone with LV this time....saved me over £100 on what my old insurance company wanted!!
Pot of tea and a hot cross bun please
”
Evening
*clunk* *clatter*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“*clatter* *clatter*”
“*clatter* *clatter*”
Evening Gemo
*clunk*
And that's the way it is chinnock
While giving tax breaks to the very wealthy. Cos that makes perfect sense, apparently!!
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