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Old 17-03-2016, 08:18
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Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*

Morning BTW.
*cuffs chinny round the lug with a shillelagh* I've told you before I'm not running a charidee! Eeejit!
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Old 17-03-2016, 08:19
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Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*

Morning BTW.
Free drinks, did you say old bean???

A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.
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Old 17-03-2016, 08:34
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Free drinks, did you say old bean???

A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.

On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*
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Old 17-03-2016, 13:49
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WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done

I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!
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Old 17-03-2016, 14:33
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WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done

I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!
*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway. *clunk clatter*

Afternoon all
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Old 17-03-2016, 14:43
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*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway. *clunk clatter*

Afternoon all
I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.
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Old 17-03-2016, 14:49
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Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.


On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*
Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!

Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
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Old 17-03-2016, 14:50
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We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
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Old 17-03-2016, 14:55
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We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
...

I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.
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Old 17-03-2016, 15:02
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I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.
Well done, it generally always works.
Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.



Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!

Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
That's wot happens when you try to pull a fast one on me!

*clatter clunk*
We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
Goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan...............
...

I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.
You won't be getting them for free!
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Old 17-03-2016, 15:07
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They should show wall to wall Father Ted on St Patrick's!!
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Old 17-03-2016, 17:29
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Sums them up. I expected nothing less!

Is your business classed as a small business?

That's the thing which annoys me the most with these charities, not only that, they charge prices which are more expensive for new in shops. It's a joke. People seem to be paying over the top to keep the ones at the top in comfort. They have flashy company cars too!
The only charity I ever give to is the PDSA.

Clearly in their case charity begins firmly at their doorstep!



There are very few altruistic people in the world, & certainly not when the carrot is dangled in front of their nose.......their morals then vanish into thin air............
It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.
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Old 17-03-2016, 19:05
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Evening All

Turns the footie on
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Old 17-03-2016, 19:13
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Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!
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Old 17-03-2016, 19:23
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Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!
Evening Twass, * Clunk *

good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?
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Old 17-03-2016, 19:34
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Evening Twass, * Clunk *

good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?
Sure did Sleeps!! Thankies
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Old 17-03-2016, 19:58
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Evening peeps
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Old 17-03-2016, 20:30
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Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?
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Old 17-03-2016, 21:18
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Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?
I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*
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Old 17-03-2016, 21:19
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Did someone say free Guinness?
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Old 17-03-2016, 22:32
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Did someone say free Guinness?
It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.

I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*
Thank you so glad.
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Old 17-03-2016, 22:44
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It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.
* lets all larf @ Spurs * outta euro !
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Old 18-03-2016, 05:20
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 18-03-2016, 05:26
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It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.
Small businesses are always hit with business tax etc, yet the multi-million making companies appear to get off scot free! It's a joke!
Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?

No I certainly did NOT!
I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*
*deducts price from chinny's wages*
It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.



Thank you so glad.

You lying wee toad!
*prepares bill*
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Old 18-03-2016, 05:55
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*opens pub* Morning all
Morning Sr, & all

Why dont you just ban him fer a week (The Fig ) ? * rolleyes *
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