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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*

Morning BTW. ”

*cuffs chinny round the lug with a shillelagh* I've told you before I'm not running a charidee! Eeejit!
EddyBee
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*

Morning BTW. ”

Free drinks, did you say old bean???

A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.
Scots rool
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Free drinks, did you say old bean???

A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much. ”


On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*
twassington
17-03-2016
WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done

I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!
Scots rool
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done

I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!”

*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway. *clunk clatter*

Afternoon all
twassington
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway. *clunk clatter*

Afternoon all ”

I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.
EddyBee
17-03-2016
Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh* ”

Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!

Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
twassington
17-03-2016
We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
EddyBee
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will ”

...

I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.
Scots rool
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees. ”

Well done, it generally always works.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.



Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!

Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone. ”

That's wot happens when you try to pull a fast one on me!

*clatter clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.

And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.

Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will”

Goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan...............
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“...

I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.”

You won't be getting them for free!
twassington
17-03-2016
They should show wall to wall Father Ted on St Patrick's!!
Gemo52
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Sums them up. I expected nothing less!

Is your business classed as a small business?

That's the thing which annoys me the most with these charities, not only that, they charge prices which are more expensive for new in shops. It's a joke. People seem to be paying over the top to keep the ones at the top in comfort. They have flashy company cars too!
The only charity I ever give to is the PDSA.

Clearly in their case charity begins firmly at their doorstep!



There are very few altruistic people in the world, & certainly not when the carrot is dangled in front of their nose.......their morals then vanish into thin air............”

It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.
The_Sleeper
17-03-2016
Evening All

Turns the footie on
twassington
17-03-2016
Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!
The_Sleeper
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!”

Evening Twass, * Clunk *

good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?
twassington
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Twass, * Clunk *

good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ? ”

Sure did Sleeps!! Thankies
chinchin
17-03-2016
Evening peeps
EddyBee
17-03-2016
Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?
chinchin
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”

I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*
twassington
17-03-2016
Did someone say free Guinness?
EddyBee
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Did someone say free Guinness? ”

It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk* ”

Thank you so glad.
The_Sleeper
17-03-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee. ”

* lets all larf @ Spurs * outta euro !
Scots rool
18-03-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
18-03-2016
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.”

Small businesses are always hit with business tax etc, yet the multi-million making companies appear to get off scot free! It's a joke!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.

Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.

Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”


No I certainly did NOT!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*”

*deducts price from chinny's wages*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.



Thank you so glad.”


You lying wee toad!
*prepares bill*
The_Sleeper
18-03-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all ”

Morning Sr, & all

Why dont you just ban him fer a week (The Fig ) ? * rolleyes *
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