Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*
Morning BTW.”
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*
Morning BTW.
”
*cuffs chinny round the lug with a shillelagh* I've told you before I'm not running a charidee! Eeejit!
The Pub (Part 48)
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*cuffs chinny round the lug with a shillelagh* I've told you before I'm not running a charidee! Eeejit!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*
Morning BTW.”
“Free drinks on Sr! *O'Clunks*
Morning BTW.
”
Free drinks, did you say old bean???
A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Free drinks, did you say old bean???
A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.”
“Free drinks, did you say old bean???
A bottle of brandy to take away please, thank you so much.
”
On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*
WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done 
I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!
I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done
I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!”
“WOOP WOOP! Passed the MOT with no work to be done
I shall celebrate with a wee dram and a plate of cheese and biskwits please!”
*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway.
*clunk clatter* Afternoon all
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway. *clunk clatter*
Afternoon all”
“*eyes twass suspiciously* Did you offer some 'favours' to the mechanic?
Well done anyway.
*clunk clatter* Afternoon all
”
I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.
Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.
Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!
Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*”
“
On yer bike buster! Bloomin' chancer *whacks Eddy the Crook with a shillelagh*
”
Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!
Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will”
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will
”
...
I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.”
“I did play the helpless blonde woman who has no idea what is under the bonnet card to good advantage, it has to be said. They pumped up all my tyres and checked the oil, radiator and windscreen water for frees.
”
Well done, it generally always works.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.
Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!
Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.”
“Good afternoon twassington, SR, everyone.
Ouch! You horrible beastly thuggish person!!!
Pot of tea please with a buttered fruit scone.
”
That's wot happens when you try to pull a fast one on me!
*clatter clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will”
“We should be eating buttered Tea Brack for St Paddy's.
And doing impressions of Mrs Doyle.
Ah go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will”
Goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan goan...............
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“...
I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.”
“...
I will allow myself a Guiness or 2 later.”
You won't be getting them for free!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Sums them up. I expected nothing less!
Is your business classed as a small business?
That's the thing which annoys me the most with these charities, not only that, they charge prices which are more expensive for new in shops. It's a joke. People seem to be paying over the top to keep the ones at the top in comfort. They have flashy company cars too!
The only charity I ever give to is the PDSA.
Clearly in their case charity begins firmly at their doorstep!
There are very few altruistic people in the world, & certainly not when the carrot is dangled in front of their nose.......their morals then vanish into thin air............”
“Sums them up. I expected nothing less!
Is your business classed as a small business?
That's the thing which annoys me the most with these charities, not only that, they charge prices which are more expensive for new in shops.
It's a joke. People seem to be paying over the top to keep the ones at the top in comfort. They have flashy company cars too! The only charity I ever give to is the PDSA.
Clearly in their case charity begins firmly at their doorstep!
There are very few altruistic people in the world, & certainly not when the carrot is dangled in front of their nose.......their morals then vanish into thin air............”
It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!”
“Evening Sleeps and all pubster punters. G&T please!”
Evening Twass, * Clunk *
good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Twass, * Clunk *
good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?”
“Evening Twass, * Clunk *
good news about the car, looks like bein a lidl blonde worked then ?
”
Sure did Sleeps!! Thankies
Good evening.
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”
“Good evening.
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”
I agree.Excellent drama.
Of course! *clunk* 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Did someone say free Guinness?”
“Did someone say free Guinness?
”
It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk* ”
“I agree.Excellent drama.
Of course! *clunk* ”
Thank you so glad.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.”
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.
”
* lets all larf @ Spurs * outta euro !
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.”
“It’s a limited company. We’ve employed up to ten people in our offices in the past but now it’s just me and Mr G. I think if hours are taken into consideration, Mr G (and some self-employed freelances) probably technically earns less than the minimum wage.”
Small businesses are always hit with business tax etc, yet the multi-million making companies appear to get off scot free! It's a joke!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”
“Good evening.
Excellent Emmerdale episodes tonight.
Can I have the free pint of Guiness that SR promised me?”
No I certainly did NOT!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I agree.Excellent drama. Of course! *clunk*”
“I agree.Excellent drama.
Of course! *clunk*”
*deducts price from chinny's wages*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.
Thank you so glad.”
“It was just for me for being nice. Not you, sorry. SR is not a charidee.
Thank you so glad.”
You lying wee toad!
*prepares bill*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all”
“*opens pub* Morning all
”
Morning Sr, & all
Why dont you just ban him fer a week (The Fig ) ? * rolleyes *
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