He said you had asked him to look after them!

All the shops here are open.

Blowing a gale here too with showers! You both wear the same jammies? How strange.

Not the same pair, hers are size 8 and mine are 14! I'd never ask Eddy to look after ANYTHING edible or drinkable of mine Or chins for that matter

I think the whole country has the same weather going on.......one minute sun, the next torrential rain, and blowing a hooley all the while

Good evening.


Yuck. I wasn't going to eat them. I was going to put them on Ebay raising much needed funds for my charity. I hope you feel guilty now.


I was only going to eat Chin's. He asked me too. I have a note which also states that I'm in charge of the Pub in his absence (we're going to split the profits). Any more sillyness from you and you will be suspended until he gets back.

*opens pub* Morning all
Seems a bit weird to be getting up again in darkness. Ho hum.

Can't say I blame you! He's a very dodgy character & chinny seems to be cut from the same cloth!

Why would I feel guilty? They didn't belong to you, you stole them!

Don't talk such rubbish, chinny would NEVER EVER say that, he loves his food too much! You're supposed to be his friend!
You know wot you can do with yer forged note doncha! Eejit! ROLLEYES

Good morning you lot.



Awful weather. Gales and heavy rain since early yesterday evening. Very annoying but apparently it will change by late morning when sunshine is forecast.


Hello SR. I'll have a double traditional breakfast with toast (brown bread) Tea of course. Hurry up. I'm in the snug.

*saunters in breezily* Morning all peeps!

Pint of builders please and two weetabix with moo

Hi there twassington. Hope you're enjoying the Easter weekend.

I certainly am Eddy, I hope you are too! Mini twass is still in bed and I only left mine half an hour ago. It's almost unheard of for me!

Still very blusterous here

Afternoon all.

Not too bad a day here, makes a change for Englandshire to have bad weather!

Good afternoon. Nice and sunny now.

That's nice dear......I'm sooooooooooo pleased for you.
Sun's out here now too. *clunk*

Can I have my afternoon tea please? Any hot cross buns left? One of those, lightly buttered with a thin layer of finely cut organic marmalade.

Hurry up.

*tuts loudly* FGS! Want, want, want!

*slam clatter*

Afternoon all peepsicles. Well, that's another little holibob over....dropped daughter to station, rescued me washing from a passing shower, now it's cuppa tea time please!! Ooh, those hot cross buns and marmalade look good, same for me ta very muchly!

This is a pub, not bloody greggs the bakers !

Evening all

Grr! Who nicked all my Easter eggs!

Eddy'n' Twass, I'm of chocolate fer lent !

It's no longer Lent. Stoooooooooooooooooopid!

I've not nicked your eggs chinnock. I suspect Eddy may be the culprit as no one else wanted my Marmite and Pot Noodle eggs!

Good evening everyone.


No need to worry, SR is keeping them safe and secure for you. I did offer to look after them for you but SR didn't want to put me to any trouble. Of course, none of this would have been required had twassington not been threatening to sale the Easter Eggs on Ebay.

You porky pie-er!! AS IF I would do such a thing *drops termites down Eddy's shirt*

*leaves 3 jars of fresh "Clabby-Doos", for Pub clientele*

*fires up outboard & sails off*

Ooh! We could have moules et frites Ta muchly FB!