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Old 28-03-2016, 20:09
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You porky pie-er!! AS IF I would do such a thing *drops termites down Eddy's shirt*
Thank heavens I never leave home without my trusted anti-termite spray.

SR will sort you out.

*leaves 3 jars of fresh "Clabby-Doos", for Pub clientele*

*fires up outboard & sails off*
Hi there Bob. Hope all is good with you.
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Old 28-03-2016, 20:19
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*Calls rozzers*
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Old 29-03-2016, 05:39
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 29-03-2016, 05:49
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Grr! Who nicked all my Easter eggs!
Eddy the Crook tried to steal all the eggs......then when foiled said you had told him he could eat yours!
I've not nicked your eggs chinnock. I suspect Eddy may be the culprit as no one else wanted my Marmite and Pot Noodle eggs!
None other than..........
Good evening everyone.



No need to worry, SR is keeping them safe and secure for you. I did offer to look after them for you but SR didn't want to put me to any trouble
. Of course, none of this would have been required had twassington not been threatening to sale the Easter Eggs on Ebay.

You lying toad! CCTV the camera never lies!

If you remember correctly YOU were the person who was planning to sell them all on EBay for YOUR charidee!
*leaves 3 jars of fresh "Clabby-Doos", for Pub clientele*

*fires up outboard & sails off*
Yuck..........*bins offending articles*
Thank heavens I never leave home without my trusted anti-termite spray.

SR will sort you out.



Hi there Bob. Hope all is good with you.

No, I'll sort you out!

You tell so many porkers you're turning into one!
MORE CCTV
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Old 29-03-2016, 06:23
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You wait til I get my hands on that Eddy! *Grabs all eggs*

Morning Sr and peeps
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Old 29-03-2016, 06:29
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You wait til I get my hands on that Eddy! *Grabs all eggs*

Morning Sr and peeps
I told you he's a chancer! The Easter bunny asked me to make sure you got your eggs.

Morning chinny chew *clunk*
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Old 29-03-2016, 06:59
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Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins

Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!!
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Old 29-03-2016, 07:00
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I told you he's a chancer! The Easter bunny asked me to make sure you got your eggs.

Morning chinny chew *clunk*
*Looks mildly alarmed*

Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins

Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!!
Morning twassock *clink* *clatter*
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Old 29-03-2016, 07:06
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Ta muchly chinnock, hope this wakes me up sufficiently to be in charge of a vehicle
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Old 29-03-2016, 07:50
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Ta muchly chinnock, hope this wakes me up sufficiently to be in charge of a vehicle


Drive safely twas.

Bye all. Have a good day.
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Old 29-03-2016, 08:00
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Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins

Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!!
Gud moaning twass, och it'll be character building for you. *clunk*
*Looks mildly alarmed*



Morning twassock *clink* *clatter*
No need to worry.
Drive safely twas.

Bye all. Have a good day.
Byeeeeee chinny, you have a good one too.
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Old 29-03-2016, 08:34
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Well, I drove through a red light cos I was half asleep

Hope nothing comes of it
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Old 29-03-2016, 12:05
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Good afternoon you lot.



Coffee please.
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Old 29-03-2016, 13:01
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Good afternoon you lot.



Coffee please.
Afternoon purloiner of other people's eggs!!
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Old 29-03-2016, 13:28
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Afternoon twass.
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Old 29-03-2016, 14:36
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Afternoon purloiner of other people's eggs!!
I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.
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Old 29-03-2016, 15:01
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I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.
Why? As SR pointed out with evidence earlier, if anyone should apologise it's yourself

You may buy me a full Afternoon tea with an extra pot of Lapsang Souchong by way of apology. Chins may require a case of Stella and several boxes of chocolates but I feel sure he'll give you a list.
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Old 29-03-2016, 15:27
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Why? As SR pointed out with evidence earlier, if anyone should apologise it's yourself

You may buy me a full Afternoon tea with an extra pot of Lapsang Souchong by way of apology. Chins may require a case of Stella and several boxes of chocolates but I feel sure he'll give you a list.


The evidence was tampered with by SR and you.

*Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head*

*Runs.*
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Old 29-03-2016, 15:33
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The evidence was tampered with by SR and you.

*Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head*

*Runs.*
Luckily I am well prepared for your antics

No, it wasn't! Maybe you should read the thread back
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Old 29-03-2016, 15:38
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Well, I drove through a red light cos I was half asleep

Hope nothing comes of it
Ooooooo norty you! You'll find out soon enough!
Good afternoon you lot.



Coffee please.
*glares at Eddy the Crook*
I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.

Are you completely insane..........the camera doesn't lie (unlike yerself). You'll be waiting a while for any free drinks!


The evidence was tampered with by SR and you
.

*Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head*

*Runs.*

You lying toad!

*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* You won't be getting served until you cough up yer bill!

Afternoon all.
My car passed the MOT.
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Old 29-03-2016, 15:55
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Ah well done on the car passing! Most satisfying, isn't it Especially if you feared an expensive repair bill like I did....which luckily for me didn't materialise
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Old 29-03-2016, 19:33
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Good evening everyone.



A rum and coke please. No ice but the coke should be well chilled.



*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* You won't be getting served until you cough up yer bill!
I'm totally happy to pay your cleaning bill. You know me, I always pay my debts (unlike some). *Takes out cash.*


If I pay double the amount that's on your cleaning bill, would it be ok to pour a bucket of beer slops over your big fat head as well? . Just asking.
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Old 29-03-2016, 19:34
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Evening peeps and well done Sr *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 29-03-2016, 19:37
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Hi there Chin. Hope you keeping well.
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Old 29-03-2016, 19:52
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Hello Eddy Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar"
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