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You porky pie-er!! AS IF I would do such a thing ![]() ![]() *drops termites down Eddy's shirt* Thank heavens I never leave home without my trusted anti-termite spray. ![]() SR will sort you out. ![]() Quote:
*leaves 3 jars of fresh "Clabby-Doos", for Pub clientele*
*fires up outboard & sails off*
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*Calls rozzers*
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Grr!
Who nicked all my Easter eggs! ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
I've not nicked your eggs chinnock. I suspect Eddy may be the culprit as no one else wanted my Marmite and Pot Noodle eggs!
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Good evening everyone.
No need to worry, SR is keeping them safe and secure for you. I did offer to look after them for you but SR didn't want to put me to any trouble. Of course, none of this would have been required had twassington not been threatening to sale the Easter Eggs on Ebay. ![]() ![]() ![]() You lying toad! CCTV the camera never lies! If you remember correctly YOU were the person who was planning to sell them all on EBay for YOUR charidee! Quote:
*leaves 3 jars of fresh "Clabby-Doos", for Pub clientele*
*fires up outboard & sails off* ![]() Quote:
Thank heavens I never leave home without my trusted anti-termite spray.
SR will sort you out. Hi there Bob. Hope all is good with you. ![]() ![]() No, I'll sort you out! You tell so many porkers you're turning into one! MORE CCTV |
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You wait til I get my hands on that Eddy!
*Grabs all eggs* ![]() ![]() Morning Sr and peeps
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You wait til I get my hands on that Eddy!
*Grabs all eggs* ![]() ![]() Morning Sr and peeps ![]() ![]() Morning chinny chew *clunk*
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Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins
![]() Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!! |
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I told you he's a chancer! The Easter bunny asked me to make sure you got your eggs.
![]() Morning chinny chew *clunk* ![]() Quote:
Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins
![]() Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!! *clink* *clatter*
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Ta muchly chinnock, hope this wakes me up sufficiently to be in charge of a vehicle
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Ta muchly chinnock, hope this wakes me up sufficiently to be in charge of a vehicle
![]() Drive safely twas. ![]() Bye all. Have a good day.
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Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins
![]() Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!! ![]() Quote:
*Looks mildly alarmed*
Morning twassock *clink* *clatter*![]() Quote:
Drive safely twas.
![]() Bye all. Have a good day. ![]()
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Well, I drove through a red light cos I was half asleep
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Good afternoon you lot.
![]() Coffee please.
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Good afternoon you lot.
![]() Coffee please. ![]()
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Afternoon twass.
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Afternoon purloiner of other people's eggs!!
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I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.
![]() ![]() You may buy me a full Afternoon tea with an extra pot of Lapsang Souchong by way of apology. Chins may require a case of Stella and several boxes of chocolates but I feel sure he'll give you a list.
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Why? As SR pointed out with evidence earlier, if anyone should apologise it's yourself
![]() You may buy me a full Afternoon tea with an extra pot of Lapsang Souchong by way of apology. Chins may require a case of Stella and several boxes of chocolates but I feel sure he'll give you a list. ![]() ![]() The evidence was tampered with by SR and you. ![]() *Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head* ![]() *Runs.*
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![]() The evidence was tampered with by SR and you. ![]() *Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head* ![]() *Runs.* ![]() ![]() No, it wasn't! Maybe you should read the thread back ![]()
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Well, I drove through a red light cos I was half asleep
Hope nothing comes of it ![]() Quote:
Good afternoon you lot.
Coffee please. ![]() Quote:
I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.
![]() ![]() ![]() Are you completely insane..........the camera doesn't lie (unlike yerself). You'll be waiting a while for any free drinks! Quote:
![]() The evidence was tampered with by SR and you. *Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head* *Runs.* ![]() ![]() ![]() You lying toad! *prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* You won't be getting served until you cough up yer bill! Afternoon all. My car passed the MOT.
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Ah well done on the car passing! Most satisfying, isn't it
Especially if you feared an expensive repair bill like I did....which luckily for me didn't materialise
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Good evening everyone. ![]() A rum and coke please. No ice but the coke should be well chilled. ![]() Quote:
*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* You won't be getting served until you cough up yer bill! You know me, I always pay my debts (unlike some). *Takes out cash.* ![]() If I pay double the amount that's on your cleaning bill, would it be ok to pour a bucket of beer slops over your big fat head as well? . Just asking.
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Evening peeps and well done Sr
*clunks* *clatters*
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Hi there Chin. Hope you keeping well.
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Hello Eddy
Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar" ![]()
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You porky pie-er!! AS IF I would do such a thing 





