Thank heavens I never leave home without my trusted anti-termite spray.

SR will sort you out.


Hi there Bob. Hope all is good with you.

*Calls rozzers*

*opens pub* Morning all

Eddy the Crook tried to steal all the eggs......then when foiled said you had told him he could eat yours!

None other than..........


You lying toad! CCTV the camera never lies!

If you remember correctly YOU were the person who was planning to sell them all on EBay for YOUR charidee!

Yuck..........*bins offending articles*


No, I'll sort you out!

You tell so many porkers you're turning into one!
MORE CCTV

You wait til I get my hands on that Eddy! *Grabs all eggs*

Morning Sr and peeps

I told you he's a chancer! The Easter bunny asked me to make sure you got your eggs.

Morning chinny chew *clunk*

Moaning all peepsicles! Son's car still in the garage so I shall have to give him a lift to work and he's on the 8-4 shift today......got to leave in 20 mins

Double espresso please and some matchsticks for me eyelids!!

*Looks mildly alarmed*


Morning twassock *clink* *clatter*

Ta muchly chinnock, hope this wakes me up sufficiently to be in charge of a vehicle

Drive safely twas.

Bye all. Have a good day.

Gud moaning twass, och it'll be character building for you. *clunk*

No need to worry.

Byeeeeee chinny, you have a good one too.

Well, I drove through a red light cos I was half asleep

Hope nothing comes of it

Good afternoon you lot.



Coffee please.

Afternoon purloiner of other people's eggs!!

Afternoon twass.

I demand a full apology, together with a few free drinks, from both you and SR.

Why? As SR pointed out with evidence earlier, if anyone should apologise it's yourself

You may buy me a full Afternoon tea with an extra pot of Lapsang Souchong by way of apology. Chins may require a case of Stella and several boxes of chocolates but I feel sure he'll give you a list.

The evidence was tampered with by SR and you.

*Pours bucket full of beer slops over twassington's head*

*Runs.*

Luckily I am well prepared for your antics

No, it wasn't! Maybe you should read the thread back

Ooooooo norty you! You'll find out soon enough!

*glares at Eddy the Crook*


Are you completely insane..........the camera doesn't lie (unlike yerself). You'll be waiting a while for any free drinks!


You lying toad!

*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* You won't be getting served until you cough up yer bill!

Afternoon all.
My car passed the MOT.

Ah well done on the car passing! Most satisfying, isn't it Especially if you feared an expensive repair bill like I did....which luckily for me didn't materialise

Good evening everyone.



A rum and coke please. No ice but the coke should be well chilled.



I'm totally happy to pay your cleaning bill. You know me, I always pay my debts (unlike some). *Takes out cash.*


If I pay double the amount that's on your cleaning bill, would it be ok to pour a bucket of beer slops over your big fat head as well? . Just asking.

Evening peeps and well done Sr *clunks* *clatters*

Hi there Chin. Hope you keeping well.

Hello Eddy Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar"