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Old 29-03-2016, 19:56
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Hello Eddy Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar"
Hey. Let me out and I'll get dinner.

Can I at least have my rum and coke?
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Old 29-03-2016, 20:09
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Hello Eddy Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar"
Oh well done, chins!!

Evening all peeps
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Old 29-03-2016, 20:58
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Good evening twass,

Oh well done, chins!!

Evening all peeps
I've escaped already. To my utter surprise I found SR in the basement in her usual evening gin-induced comatosed state. So, I threw a warm blanket over her and borrowed her keys.

I'm at the bar. Fancy a drink?
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Old 29-03-2016, 21:15
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Oh well done, chins!!

Evening all peeps
Evening twassock *clunk*

Good evening twass,



I've escaped already. To my utter surprise I found SR in the basement in her usual evening gin-induced comatosed state. So, I threw a warm blanket over her and borrowed her keys.

I'm at the bar. Fancy a drink?
Why am I not surprised? *Rolleyes* Oo free dink? Ta very muchly Eddy!
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Old 29-03-2016, 21:19
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If you're paying Eddy, I'll have a double G&T please!
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Old 29-03-2016, 23:09
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"Locks Eddy back in the Cellar for the night"
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Old 29-03-2016, 23:12
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"Locks Eddy back in the Cellar for the night"
your for the high jump in the morning fella !
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Old 29-03-2016, 23:12
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"Locks Eddy back in the Cellar for the night"
*releases Edward*

*helps self to LARGE whisky on way out*
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Old 30-03-2016, 05:44
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 30-03-2016, 06:22
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Good evening everyone.



A rum and coke please. No ice but the coke should be well chilled.




I'm totally happy to pay your cleaning bill. You know me, I always pay my debts (unlike some). *Takes out cash.*


If I pay double the amount that's on your cleaning bill, would it be ok to pour a bucket of beer slops over your big fat head as well? . Just asking.
What do you think!
Hello Eddy Not bad ta! "Locks Eddy in Pub Cellar"

Why are you locking him up down there? Stoooooooopid person!
Good evening twass,



I've escaped already. To my utter surprise I found SR in the basement in her usual evening gin-induced comatosed state. So, I threw a warm blanket over her and borrowed her keys.

I'm at the bar. Fancy a drink?
I suspect you've been hit over the head with a heavy object! Lunatic!
Evening twassock *clunk*



Why am I not surprised? *Rolleyes* Oo free dink? Ta very muchly Eddy!

"Locks Eddy back in the Cellar for the night"

I'll deal with you later today!
*releases Edward*

*helps self to LARGE whisky on way out*
Don't be stoooooopid, the pub was locked up for the night!
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:22
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Morning peeps. Eddy was locked in the Cellar as punishment for his bad behaviour! Stoooooooooooooooopid! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...igrolleyes.gif
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:27
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Morning all peepsicles and pubsteroonie personages

The usual please with the cereal of the day
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:32
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Morning all peepsicles and pubsteroonie personages

The usual please with the cereal of the day

Morning twassock *serves up the closure or the British steel industry and cornflakes* Milk is extra.
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:35
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Morning twassock *serves up the closure or the British steel industry and cornflakes* Milk is extra.
Erm....well.....I usually have a mug of builders, not the closure of the British Steel Industry, but never mind
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:37
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*TUTS LOUDLY* *clunk*
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:39
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*TUTS LOUDLY* *clunk*
Ah! A mug of amber coloured brew! THe drink of the gods *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* So much more refreshing than the closure of the British Steel Industry I always think
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:54
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Ah! A mug of amber coloured brew! THe drink of the gods *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* So much more refreshing than the closure of the British Steel Industry I always think
YOU SAID YOU WANTED 'THE USUAL' what is more usual than that???????!!!!!
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Old 30-03-2016, 07:59
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Morning peeps. Eddy was locked in the Cellar as punishment for his bad behaviour! Stoooooooooooooooopid! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...igrolleyes.gif

Kick his lardy arse out of the door, not give him carte blanch to help himself to whatever drink he chooses!
*kicks chinny's lardy arse all over the pub*
Morning all peepsicles and pubsteroonie personages

The usual please with the cereal of the day
Morning twass.

I saw on the news there has been a shooting in your neck of the woods!
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Old 30-03-2016, 08:20
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Morning twass.

I saw on the news there has been a shooting in your neck of the woods!
Literally a couple of roads away from where my son and DIL live Sadly it's not a great area and a fair bit of unfortunate stuff goes on there
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Old 30-03-2016, 08:25
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Literally a couple of roads away from where my son and DIL live Sadly it's not a great area and a fair bit of unfortunate stuff goes on there
IGNORE ME THEN! . Grr! Humph!
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Old 30-03-2016, 08:36
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YOU SAID YOU WANTED 'THE USUAL' what is more usual than that???????!!!!!
Weirdo!!!
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Old 30-03-2016, 08:36
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IGNORE ME THEN! . Grr! Humph!
Even bigger weirdo!!
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Old 30-03-2016, 09:21
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please with some lightly buttered brown bread toast.

Even bigger weirdo!!
For the record, you are the biggest weirdo by far. You go camping and tree hugging!!!
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Old 30-03-2016, 09:25
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please with some lightly buttered brown bread toast.



For the record, you are the biggest weirdo by far. You go camping and tree hugging!!!
I do much weirder things than that Point taken

Morning Eddy!
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Old 30-03-2016, 11:46
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