The heated rollers that they bought in the Chinos have overheated and set light to her rug.
These then caught her stick on lashes alight that melted the glue which fell into her lap and stuck fast to the designer label vagina causing her to go into meltdown.
The torrent of tears then washed the designer label plaster off her face which also fell into her lap & then set solid to form a cast.
This is now a rumour that this is going to be auctioned off by BB live on BOTS tonight for halfwits in need.

Bless her, love her to bits, love her to the moon & back blah blah.