No way.

Would you like me to arrange it for you KT ? We have plenty of time before she's out to give you "the look". I'll set up for the fake tan booth, the veneers, the beehive hairdo a la Bobby Norris, and you'll have to let me know if you want a pejazzle or a back, sack and crack. In the meantime, can you start practising "Yeah Gem, I'll do anything ya want babe, know wot ah mean" ??

I wouldn't lie to ya cos I tell it like it is ya know what I mean but the fing is she would nevva be a friend on mine, not in a million year she wont

Friend? I wouldn't let her shine my boots!