Hello,

Predictably I thought knickergate needed transcribing! …Not the most heavy-hitting of BB subject matters I know, but it has generated a lot of chatter and there’s still quite a number of people who don’t seem 100% on who said what, in what order – and who is the bully/instigator/victim etc… If indeed anyone is at all!

So here we go:

LIVING AREA

(THERE ARE A LOAD OF CLOTHES ON A CHAIR BY THE DINING TABLE– BB INFORMS US THAT JOHN, DARREN AND CHRISTOPHER ARE SORTING DIRTY LAUNDRY.)

(CHRISTOPHER STARTS PICKING PIECES UP ONE AT A TIME AND PLACING THEM ON THE TABLE.)

CHRISTOPHER: We’ve got them… (THROWS WHITE KNICKERS ON TABLE)

JOHN: Ooooooh!

CHRISTOPHER: These… (THROWS RED KNICKERS ON TABLE)

DARREN: Oh they’re mine!

CHRISTOPHER: Ooh, yeah, they’re a nice—

DARREN: (STARTS TO PICK THEM UP) –Ohhhhh ****ing hell!

JOHN: (SCREAMS)

CHRISTOPHER: (SCREAMS)

(THE BOYS ALL RUN AWAY FROM THE TABLE)

DARREN: Oh ****, I’m going to throw one!

JOHN: Uuuuurgh! There’s pigeon shit in them! We’ve got pigeons!

(THEY HEAD BACK TO THE TABLE)

CHRISTOPHER: Right, we need to turn them over…

(CHRISTOPHER MAKES A MOVE TO TURN THE KNICKERS OVER – JOHN STOPS HIM)

JOHN: No! We need to name and shame now! This is it. This can no longer go on.


BEDROOM

(JOHN HAS GONE TO THE BEDROOM… WE ARRIVE AT THE SCENE MID-CONVERSATION)

MEGAN: Are they red or pink?

JOHN: Red knickers.

MEGAN: Red?

DANIELLA: I’ve never owned a pair of red knickers.

JOHN: Red knickers with pigeon shit in the gusset.

DANIELLA: **** off, well do you know what I do? From the first day I’ve come in here I’ve—

JOHN: --It’s quite… We put them down and we all went URRRRGHHHH!

MEGAN: What make are they?

JOHN: I don’t know, I didn’t get that close. Once I saw the pigeon shit I backed the **** off.

GEMMA: Well it aint discharge is it?

JOHN: Yes, that’s quite clearly what it is.

MEGAN: They’re definitely not mine.

DANIELLA: They aint mine, I don’t do red knickers.

MEGAN: What someones left them in there today?

JOHN: Well they may have been there some time, but if they’re yours I suggest you claim them.

STEPHANIE: What bathroom?

JOHN: I don’t know what bathroom… I guess it was that bathroom, he just brought them in with a load of stuff.

(NB: MEGAN, DANIELLA AND GEMMA ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BEDROOM TO STEPHANIE AND JEZ… STEPHANIE CANT HEAR THEM WHEN THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER.)

MEGAN: They’re not mine.

DANIELLA: It’s hers. (STEPHS)

MEGAN: I don’t leave my shit about. When have you ever seen one of mine laid out?

DANIELLA: Never.

GEMMA: Jeremy’ll probably wash ‘em for her. He’s a mug mate.

DANIELLA: He’ll eat ‘em!

MEGAN: Dan that’s rank mate!

DANIELLA: Use ‘em as dental floss… Filth pot!

MEGAN: Filth pot mate!

DANIELLA: On that note shall we have a cup of tea and a digestive?

(THEY GIRLS HEAD OUT AND WE MOVE OVER TO STEPHANIE AND JEZ)

STEPHANIE: Oh no, who’s that from?

JEREMY: Are they yours?

STEPHANIE: I don’t know. I don’t think so.

JEREMY: You scruffy woman.

STEPHANIE: No because I put things there to wash, in the bath.



LIVING AREA

(GEMMA, MEGAN AND DANIELLA HAVE GONE THROUGH)

DARREN: We have some miscellaneous items on the table.

MEGAN: I know, I’ve heard about the knickers with the bird-shit in them.

DARREN: …What did you just say?

(GEMMA GOES OVER TO THE TABLE AND GASPS)

MEGAN: Let’s have a look… They’re not mine! Oh my God!

GEMMA: Why are they on the table?

(TIFFANY COMES IN AND WANDERS OVER TO SEE WHAT THEY’RE DOING)

JOHN: (CALLING TO HER) There’s a red pair of panties that might be of interest!

TIFFANY: Oh let me see…

MEGAN: Who’s ever that is though, that’s not fair leaving them on there.

GEMMA: I can confirm none of them are mine. Because I would have the biggest knickers in this house.

MEGAN: I can confirm that they are not mine….

DANIELLA: (POINTING TO THE OTHER ITEMS ON THE TABLE) That’s Stephs… That’s Stephs… That’s Stephs… That’s Stephs… So those panties are definitely.. They’re hers!

MEGAN: They shouldn’t be left like that though. That’s rank. I’ve got to cover it up.


BEDROOM

(STEPHANIE AND JEREMY CAN HEAR THE COMMOTION IN THE KITCHEN)

JEREMY: Are they honestly going on about that?

STEPHANIE: Yeah.

JEREMY: Let me go out…

STEPHANIE: …Still going on about it. They’re not mine I don’t think, mine are in my case.


LIVING AREA

(JEREMY COMES THROUGH TO SEE WHATS GOING ON)

JEREMY: Where are they?

MEGAN: Arghh don’t! I covered them up!

DANIELLA: Nobody elses clothes are on there.

JEREMY: Where are they? Here? (UNCOVERS THEM)

MEGAN: ARRGHH!

JEREMY: (PICKS THEM UP) Look, just wash them. Are they Stephs?

DANIELLA: Arrgh, no, your not going to wash them bro!

JEREMY: I’m not, I’m just going to take them in and ask her if they’re hers.

DANIELLA: She’s not going to say yes.

MEGAN: She’s not going to say yes now.


BEDROOM

JEREMY: Steph are these yours?

STEPHANIE: No they’re not mine, I’ve got a pair in my—(LAUGHS)

JEREMY: (LAUGHS) Shut up! Are they?

STEPHANIE: (LAUGHING) I swear down! They’re not mine!

JEREMY: Are they? (CHECKS LABEL) They’re Ann Summers.

STEPHANIE: Swear down! I’ve only got shitty knickers!

(JEREMY CRACKS UP!)

STEPHANIE: (LAUGHING) I swear down!

(JEREMY FALLS TO THE FLOOR LAUGHING – STEPHANIE CRACKS UP LAUGHING HERSELF!)


KITCHEN

(BB INFORMS US ITS LATER THAT DAY – MOST OF THE HOUSEMATES ARE IN THE KITCHEN)

STEPHANIE: Can I just say something? Anyone asking about the red knickers, yeah they’re mine… And you can all laugh but… Not that I have to share this with yer… But I’ve been having problems down there.

JEREMY: You don’t need to explain—

STEPHANIE: --Yeah I do, because it’s bullying again. Trying to embarrass people—

JEREMY: --No it’s not.

MEGAN: Steph no one was bullying you. Noone was laughing at you.

STEPHANIE: Yeah but if they were yours, yours or yours I still wouldn’t pick them up and go “Eeee who’s are these?” and laugh and show them to everyone.

MEGAN: We didn’t actually, we put them in the bin.

STEPHANIE: No, I heard all the screaming and laughing. That’s bullying and embarrassment. I was going to wash them. They were in there to get washed today with all the other bits.

SCOTTY T: They’ve been there for ages.

STEPHANIE: I’m not bothered anyway.

CHRISTOPHER: It wasn’t like that babe.

STEPHANIE: I just wouldn’t do that to anyone else, but it’s given everyone a laugh—

DANIELLA: --No that’s not the truth. It’s like when I had an abscise and it smelt. I didn’t go around going, “This person smells of shit, this person smells of shit!” so everything comes back around full circle.

STEPHANIE: …What do you mean?

DANIELLA: Because you did that to me.

STEPHANIE: I said someone smells of shit?

DANIELLA: You went, “Come on I’ll put you to bed.” And you went, “Something smells of shit” and I remember because I had an abscise and I remember these two laying in bed---

STEPHANIE: --What are you on about?

DANIELLA: Don’t do it then. Don’t do it.

STEPHANIE: About you? I’ve not even said anything about you. I don’t know anything about an absicise.

DANIELLA: Do you know what? I don’t even want to talk to you.

STEPHANIE: Your being too paranoid about so many things and picking things up and—

DANIELLA: --I am? I’m paranoid?

STEPHANIE: You wouldn’t even let me speak about the trainer.

(OUTSIDE JEREMY IS TRYING TO SHOUT FOR STEPH TO WALK AWAY)

DANIELLA: How can you think that when all that stuffs in the bed?

STEPHANIE: Daniella, it’s about a frikkin trainer, you know what we’re like when we’re messing about and having a laugh. It’s nothing personal and you’ve took it to heart. I’m sick of this stupid house.

DANIELLA: I’m not getting into this. I know what your trying to do, take the dairy (?) off the situation, I’m not interested. (STEPHANIE LEAVES) Get on. Ta Ra!

SCOTTY T: The knickers have been there for ages.

DANIELLA: The knickers have been there for over a week Scotty. Picky your shit up! Get me the **** out of this place.

MEGAN: I’m sick of that.

JOHN: Own it!

DANIELLA: No cos I aint a ****ing bully and nor is Gemma.

SCOTTY T: Tell Gemma she said bully again.

DANIELLA: No, well she’s saying it about the three of us, so we’re all bullies now.


DIARY ROOM

(ITS HALF AN HOUR LATER – DANIELLA IS IN THE DIARY ROOM)

DANIELLA: I aint getting into an argument with her because she wants me to argue with her so people forget she’s getting into bed with someone else of a night. And cuddling up with someone else. Takes the dairy (?) off of that situation and makes it about me or Gemma or Megan having a row with her about something. That aint happening for me, she aint getting no mileage out of me.


SMOKING AREA

(STEPHANIE AND JEREMY ARE HAVING A CIGARETTE)

STEPHANIE: I hate this house, for Gods sake.

JEREMY: Just calm down okay? Don’t go in there and start. You left a pair of knickers lying around, it’s not a big deal, they shouldn’t be standing around having a big debate about it. I get that.

STEPHANIE: Exactly! But why are you the only one who gets it?

JEREMY: I just think its funny.

STEPHANIE: Why are you the only sane one as me?

JEREMY: But I… Look at it like, it’s a bit of cheese and… Everyone has discharge in their knickers. Most girls.

STEPHANIE: Who doesn’t?! I’ve been ****ing horny as ****… and moist!

JEREMY: Oh Jesus!


DIARY ROOM

DANIELLA: I’m happy to never speak to her ever again in my life. Done. Nothing to say. At all. All I did say to her was, “If that’s the case then pick your shit up.” Just now I went, “Pick your shit up” – and then when she tried to say we were bullies I went, “That aint strictly true.” Cos when I had an abscise and I could feel poison and stuff, she kept making sarccy comments about me… all day long… and made me feel uncomfortable. I went and sat upstairs and cried my eyes out. Because she can be like that. She can be like that. Snide remarks all the time. She’s been doing it to Gemma for two days. She did it to Megan yesterday, three times. She won’t get no mileage out of me because I know what she’s trying to do. She’s trying to make me kick off and then I’m the bad person.


SMOKING AREA

(DARREN AND CHRISOPHER HAVE JOINED STEPH AND JEZ NOW)

JEREMY: I wonder when the tasks are going to start?

DARREN: I don’t know. I wonder what time it is.

JEREMY: I heard that Big Brother left a pair of knickers in the bathroom and we had to find the first person to find them!

STEPHANIE: …I woke up to everyone laughing and chanting. That’s just like school ground bullying that, its not even nice.

DARREN: But babe, no one knew anything.

STEPHANIE: But still though Daz, if it was like a shitty pair, I wouldn’t do that to embarrass anyone, I wouldn’t do that.

DARREN: It’s not as if anyone was really serious about it.

STEPHANIE: It doesn’t matter Darren, it’s still not nice for someone else. I wouldn’t do that to someone else.

CHRISTOPHER: I didn’t… I didn’t purposefully pick them up… I didn’t… I didn’t…

STEPHANIE: It doesn’t matter, I feel left out enough as it is. I don’t think some people are very nice people in here.

JEREMY: (TO CHRISTOPHER) You haven’t done anything maliciously, you know what I mean?

STEPHANIE: And I really can’t wait to go home to my Mum and Dad and just have nice people around. It’s horrible, parading things round, I don’t even care (GETTING UP AND WALKING OFF) Everyone just bullies and tries to embarrass people and I’d never do that to anyone else… It’s just ****ing horrible… And I’d love to see Gemma’s ****ing smelly vagina!

Noel Coward eat your heart out Actually Mike Leigh could have worked wonders with that or Oscar - Lady Stephanie's fan

And thanks for taking the time. It gave me a good chuckle.

Moral of the story, pick up after yourself Steph.

DARREN: Oh they’re mine!

They weren't Steph's after all

It's really funny seeing it as a transcript

Thank you KT for taking the time and trouble for that.

Thanks for this K.T.

Dairy?

So what he hell were the boys even doing looking through the girls knickers on the table in the first place??? That's vile!!! They should've just sorted their own stuff and then said right, that's all girls stuff let them sort their own, I don't know any man that would be going through soiled women's underwear, disgusting. It's just not right that a man should be examining a girls soiled knickers whatever way you look at it

Not a clue! Maybe Cockney rhyming slang? Never heard the term used in that context before... She says it twice actually.

Well I don't think they were on the table in the first place, they were in a pile in the bathroom It may be that they were tidying up and sorting out what was on the floor (as they had to pack and something may be theirs), or it may be that they wanted to get rid of the pile of clothes on the floor and so wanted to know whose it was, who knows.

I don't think they said - hey, here's a pile of clothes, let's go through them and look at all the girls knickers because we're pervs

It just looks absolutely ridiculous (and hilarious) written down.

What a group of absolute idiots.

No maybe it didn't start that way, but once they'd taken their own stuff out of the pile and saw there was only girls underwear left that's when they should've stopped their examination, it was disgusting to see 3 grown men looking through girls knickers and commentating on what was on them - vile!

Google is your friend


Slang words - D - English and American - Easy Pace Learning
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Dairy Box is London Cockney rhyming slang for venereal disease (pox). DAIRYLEA. Dairylea is British slang for ...

Yes, I'm trying to work it out. In both sentences she obviously means take the heat off the situation or take the blame off herself, what rhymes with either of those related to dairy?

Only thing I can find online, on various rhyming slang sites, is:

DAIRY BOX

Dairy Box is London Cockney rhyming slang for venereal disease (pox).

DAIRYLEA

Dairylea is British slang for smegma.

Well it's not my friend today Mrs V! Because that definition doesn't fit the context at all! The context would suggest she means 'attention'.

Makes sence now
One site says dairylea is wee so you get
Taking the pee
Taking the Micky

So Gemma didnt really say much & nothing directly against Steph, but Steph shouts that she wants to see her smelly vxxxxxx & Gemmas the bully?

Shit happens!!

Literally

Horrible behaviour from the men, utterly repellent. Stephanie is a slovenly madam,however

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I've gone right off John, Darren and Christopher.

It wasn't initially aimed at Steph, just who had left disgusting knickers in the bath which then turned out to be her. At the time when the other girls joined in, so did Steph and was rolling around laughing with Jeremy about it, so it would have been ok by her if they hadn't turned out to be hers.

She has been winding up the others since early on, putting a dirty shoe on Dainiella's pillow, leaving Megan's clothes in wet heap - yet she is the one claiming being bullied. Even Scotty T has had enough of her.

Irrespective of whome the soiled underwear belonged to, it was a pretty repulsive thing for any other human being to "shame " the owner.

I don't like Stephanie one little bit, but my God, the actions of the "supposed men" and the odious Gemma and Danielle showed them up for the appalling, classless people they really are.

Not one iota of decency or class amongst them. At this stage I loathe them all.

Jeremy was the only mature one, but saying that he's Stephanie's lapdog so no surprise there

Scotty T, Megan and Tiffany were also pretty mature about it. Scotty T stayed out of it, Megan said it was unfair to have them on display like that and Tiffany defended Steph.