Wel they'd hardly gonna bite/kill him are they. It's a pair of knickers FGS - the way everyone else was over reacting as if they were radioactive or something. Jeremy was the only sensible individual in there.

FGS - it was a soiled pair of knickers !

No not at all. In fact she is now my favourite out of all of them. She is not a passive bully, unlike some of them in there. Just a bit dipsy, and immature but hasn't a nasty bone in her body. She also is not playing a game, she doesn't have the brain power for that.

She does come across as a bit thick

She reminds me of Vicky Pollard ... whenever she is cornered about her behaviour she goes straight into babbling "yeah but, no but, yeah but" mode

Denial and incoherent defensiveness is her automatic response

You could just phrase that as "Has any female ever left their dirty knickers on the bathroom floor?" (answer, probably yes, lots of women have). The fact that they've been worn makes it pretty much certain there will be some discharge - because that's how womens' bodies work I guess you're either very young, or have no interest in getting up close and personal with a woman, if you don't understand this.

I probably wouldn't like to be sharing my space with anyone (male or female) who left their dirty underwear on the floor, but I wouldn't get hysterical about it like John, Chris & Darren did either.

LoL! At least the Star have a little humour now and again (not that I ever read it, of course!!), but as for them Mailers