I'd quite like to see these tweets/rumours now so can dissect their content!
BBC Ex: Steven, very pleased with Sherlock. Amazing ratings.
SM: Thanks very much.
Ex: But, er, about Doctor Who. We've done some research, and it appears that you think of yourself as some sort of Showrunner Eternal. Bigger than the Show. Well, I'm sorry but...
SM: Do I?! What sort of research?
Ex: Oh, googled your name. Forums. Twitter. That sort of thing. Anyway, we want to replace you with immediate effect. We like that Chiblan chap who did Broadchurch. Think he'll jump at the chance, so, um, there we go.
SM: Yes, I know Chris. You are aware he's busy in 2016 doing Broadchurch 3? And I have discussed him taking over already?
Ex: Is he? Have you? Oh. Ah. Right. Well, could you just give us another 13 Who episodes, carry on the work with 'Class' and, of course, Sherlock.
SM: That was my intention, yes.
Ex: But then as far as Doctor Who is concerned, you're out!
SM: Well, that told me. You daft Sassenach. Hoots Mon, I don't know. (Leaves room shaking head)