What a nightmare client she'd be, telling people their jobs as theyre trying to dry her straw.

A phrase about a silk purse and sows ear springs to mind.

Oh she is horrendous, loving 'dry her straw' lol!

Or polishing a turd

She can't do anything right, if she had not said anything then came out and commented she'd have been two faced. And I don't know any hairdresser who doesn't ask you how you want your hair styled.