She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.
Basically it went like this:
1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'
Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........
Basically it went like this:
1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'
Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........




