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Stephanie's Ideal Christmas Day
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Stesha
26-01-2016
She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........
Wainy84
26-01-2016
Sounds like a great day. Only kidding.
OldIrishTERF
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”


Are pubs open in England on Christmas Day ? Seriously?
Croctacus
26-01-2016
Only lunchtimes.
Wainy84
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by OldIrishTERF:
“Are pubs open in England on Christmas Day ? Seriously?”

A few hours. But not sure.
Fairy Wings
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by OldIrishTERF:
“Are pubs open in England on Christmas Day ? Seriously?”

From about 11-1 or 12-2. Most remain closed after 2. Well that's our local's schedule
WalterHartright
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by OldIrishTERF:
“Are pubs open in England on Christmas Day ? Seriously?”

More and more are now and a lot of the more foodie ones are doing Christmas Dinner too.
pegasus2
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

-snipped-

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

Didn't he lose three close family members recently? So yes, I can see he may be envious.
Stesha
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by pegasus2:
“Didn't he lose three close family members recently? So yes, I can see he may be envious.”

Wainy84
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“”

Jeremy lost alot of his family.
MorningCazz
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

Each to their own - if mine go to the pub and get pissed they die lol
hunkydory
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

explains a lot
GrozzyGirl
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

She did sound like a female version of Dudley Dursley.

Her parents must be dreadfully indulgent.
Lisa670
26-01-2016
Fascinating, I tuned out after the first minute!
honeythewitch
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by GrozzyGirl:
“She did sound like a female version of Dudley Dursley.

Her parents must be dreadfully indulgent.”


I will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they are only indulgent p*ssheads at Christmas.

My favourite bit was..

Steph... Then we all pile down to the pub..

Jeremy (in shock)...... What? Before dinner?

Steph.. TOO RIGHT!
Rogana Josh
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

Well some Irish people practically live in the pub.(Not being racist) as do some Scots.
erin_p
26-01-2016
But she did say the Christmas before she got so drunk she missed Christmas.
FunboyFandango
26-01-2016
Both of their Christmas days just seemed like an excuse to 'get on it'. Sums them up really.
Goggle girl
26-01-2016
Confirms to me that she is an immature, selfish, spoilt brat with no class, who will use people who care for her and is one of life's "takers".

Did one of the hm's (it might have been Daniella) say a while back that Stephanie had had a "hard life" of similar? She loves with both parents & her siblings, went to a decent faith based school &has earned good money in entertainment from a young age. Oh the humanity!!!!
avon942
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Goggle girl:
“Confirms to me that she is an immature, selfish, spoilt brat with no class, who will use people who care for her and is one of life's "takers".

Did one of the hm's (it might have been Daniella) say a while back that Stephanie had had a "hard life" of similar? She loves with both parents & her siblings, went to a decent faith based school &has earned good money in entertainment from a young age. Oh the humanity!!!!”

If anyone's had a hard life it's Jeremy.
Goggle girl
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by avon942:
“If anyone's had a hard life it's Jeremy.”

Absolutely, poor lamb.
Vicky.
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by Stesha:
“She and Jeremy spent ages alone in the kitchen last night while she talked ten to a dozen about her family Xmas day.

Basically it went like this:

1. Get up really early & go downstairs to see how many presents she's got.
2. Count them all to make sure she is the 'favourite' child and has more than her siblings.
3. Yell & scream & go to wake up the whole house.
4. Blackmail parents to start the present opening NOW.
5. After presents, eat loads of junk food, start drinking & when well juiced head straight off to the pub.
6. Get paralytic in pub and pass out there.
7. Never make it back to eat Christmas lunch with her family, or anything else.
8. Thinks this is all hilarious and puts her drinking down to 'Well, I'm a Scouser ain't I'

Unfortunately, Jeremy seems quite impressed...........”

You forgot blaming everything that happened on the neighbour
Vicky.
26-01-2016
Oh dear, was this a real convo? I took it as a joke thread :S
benbeez1
26-01-2016
is this a joke or real
Goggle girl
26-01-2016
Originally Posted by benbeez1:
“is this a joke or real ”

Apparently it was a real conversation she had with Jeremy in the kitchen last night. If was on the live feed.
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