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Can a mod move it to General Discussion please ?


I was 13, she was 22.

It was in a gentleman's magazine.

I found it bit odd at first, but certainly intriguing, and it certainly did fire up certain feelings in me, and I acted on those feelings.

I guess kids are seeing such things much earlier these days, and rather more full on. I don't think that's z good thing.

I was 4, my mother was about 30 and she was in the bath with me. I thought her big boobs made a great parking harbour for my toy boat.

Yes, it was odd for me too. I was sort of both a bit disgusted by it but also sort of intrigued. It's amazing how quickly it went from being a bit weird and disgusting to the total opposite though, my mind rationalised it so fast I'm not sure how old I was.

I suppose it's the same for girls when they first see a wang. Combinations of disgust and curiosity, though I've heard many adult women say they are disgusted by a guys penis unless they like him romantically, then it's the total opposite. Just shows how different our brains can work. Most men have no issue perving over random fannies on the interwebs

15 was my first experience. It was a friends wife quite embarrassing for me.
But a learning curve.

I have an issue "perving over random fannies on the interwebs". I don't know, they don't look at all aesthetically appealing, fairly ugly in fact. Women pleasuring themselves is marginally better. Boobs, at least, have visual appeal. Maybe for me it is different because I've never had any romance at all, even though I'm now 25! Ah well.

Wouldn't that be the same thing?

I don't think watching porn is really about romance.

Where's her willy.

Ha !

I had to flick through the pages of my mag and check it was supposed to be like that.

Ps. thanks for moving, Mod.

My first thought at seeing a real woman was to be agog at the amount of hair. Couldn't believe it. Had seen a few mags, quite tame hedge porn, but the real thing was an eye-opener.

I haven't seen one yet.

Basing your ideas of what naked women should look like after watching porn is frankly your first mistake

It wasn't a mistake at all, it just led to a surprise. Watching porn isn't the same as seeing a couple of pages in a mag in the lane down to the next farm either.

I'd seen my mum naked, of course, but when I was around 13 I got my hands on some newsagent porn mags....I had to go for a long walk after that, and think things over...weird at first, and then I liked the sight..

I'm not sure, I was probably too busy gasping for air.

they don’t have a member

Hmm, not one woman sharing an opinion yet. the ds lady, that most elusive and coy of creatures...

I thought the DS lady was an urban legend.

I thought "I've seen bigger chipolatas"

"We're going to have sex as well???"

"I think her cushion has burst!"

I walked in on my mum and dad having "cuddle time" my dads hairy bum is an imagine i'll never forget

The first time? It was scary and we ended up quite drunk then it was OK. I was 13 and he was 18. I told my parents and they understandably went absolutely mental and threatened to call the police. After that initial fumbly time I found each new time with different boyfriends was really magical. I've had boyfriends of all shapes, sizes and colours and liked them all (before we split..). The first time with a new partner is always really, really good.

I feel like a prize idiot for saying this...but...

I didn't realise male children had a scrotum - and I only found out when I was in my 20s.

All my siblings and cousins are female, and I've only got nieces. I babysat for a friend who asked me to change her baby boys nappy..and I got the shock of my life.

I told my boyfriend about this (he was laughing his ass off in disbelief) and I explained that at school, the boys used to say 'my balls have dropped' - so I thought the testicles and scrotum formed and drop down much like a girl's labia forms, around puberty. Turn out they form in the womb I can't say I'd given it too much thought - but I had no idea male children were born with equipment. Clearly I was reading Smash Hits during biology...

I remember thinking is that it

It's not as big as i thought it would be!