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DTC and his ludicrous secret relatives...
The man is an utter imbecile!
Kat and her contradicting twin son. Shirley and her strangely familiar secret son who believed he was her brother. Shabnam and her totally random child with Dean. Stacey and her totally unnecessary secret family. Jordan his eye rollingly surprise son. It's almost comical. Babe is next. Secret triplets. She can't remember having the third, which is Ryan Malloy. The other is actually Sean Slater, whom she sold for money. The only one she couldn't bare to give up, because she was the only girl, is Tina - who Babe has kept in the family and passed off as Shirley's secret sista. |
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Isn't about time DTC stood down...
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Yup, there is no point investing in any of the families any more because you know some big twist will come and unravel it all.
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Isn't about time DTC stood down...
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This SHOULD be DTCs final year and then finally a new era should start.
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I really hope it is his last year. He's ruined a lot of characters long term with these irreversible and implausible plots
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To be fair, Jordan's son is hardly a secret, seeing as he appeared just a couple of episodes into Jordan's return.
As for the list, the OP forgot Sharon being the secret daughter of Kathy's third husband. |
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I hate what he has done to Ronnie,Kat,Jane,Ian
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To be fair, Jordan's son is hardly a secret, seeing as he appeared just a couple of episodes into Jordan's return.
As for the list, the OP forgot Sharon being the secret daughter of Kathy's third husband. I knew I was forgetting something I've tried to wipe the Sharron idiocy from my brain.
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You're all a bunch of moans aren't you?
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I hate what he has done to Ronnie,Kat,Jane,Ian
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Wonder who was looking after Jordan's son when he was skulking around the Squre the other night.
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You're all a bunch of moans aren't you?
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If he "secretly" keeps Stacey locked away in that mental hospital all is forgiven from me
![]() These past weeks eps with just one scene of her here and there have been BLISS. |
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Yep. This coupled with his serious infatuation with baby boy's is ridiculous. It's starting to resemble China with the male to female baby ratio. It's a soap, we don't need every character to either be secretly related to a few hundred people, or a son in every family to carry on the name in twenty years time.
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Yep. This coupled with his serious infatuation with baby boy's is ridiculous. It's starting to resemble China with the male to female baby ratio. It's a soap, we don't need every character to either be secretly related to a few hundred people, or a son in every family to carry on the name in twenty years time.
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If he "secretly" keeps Stacey locked away in that mental hospital all is forgiven from me
![]() These past weeks eps with just one scene of her here and there have been BLISS. ![]() In her previous stint I used to relish every second that she was on screen. Now I don't get excited at all. It's the biggest testament to me how much he has destroyed her. |
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It's a little known theory that DTC was sacked from his first job as a researcher on Who Do You Think You Are? for adding a few extra relatives to Kerry Katona's family tree. This is his revenge.
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Tell me about it - its one of the reasons I'm bowing from watching EE for good.
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I laughed out loud at the reveal of Jordan's son.
"X has a secret child" seems to be the only twist DTC can do. |
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He would be doing us all a favour if he did.
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I see what you're saying with Jordan. But it's still DTC shoehorning in another child for a character, to have a kid we didn't know about until now. It just seems too much. Like, oh, he had a son no one knew about until now.
I knew I was forgetting something I've tried to wipe the Sharron idiocy from my brain.It may be something DTC does too often, but these stories are fairly commonplace in soaps. All producers have a story theme they revisit more than others as it appeals to them. With Kat there's a plausibility issue over how she gave birth without noticing, but nothing has been said that has altered or removed an established event within the original Kat/Zoe story. The story has only changed in the sense it's been added to which apparently can still be termed a 'retcon' but it's not the sort of retcon that would irk me. Even though it's an iconic storyline, I think Kat having a grown-up child is quite exciting. And the show was never going to get Michelle Ryan back. There was one small contradiction in that Kat originally gave birth in a hospital but they addressed that on-screen. Shabnam fancied Dean when she was in it the first time. So sleeping with him off-screen isn't that unbelievable. Shirley had been estranged from Mick for years and the whole idea of having a secret son is that you don't tell all and sundry about it. The story wouldn't work for everyone but it does for Shirley who is pretty guarded anyway. I also think it's believable that Brian Slater played around since Jean can be hard work even when her bi polar is under control. I like Kyle and think he's going to be good for Stacey's character. It's probably a valid argument that there's been too many of these stories but I don't have a problem with the individual stories themselves. |
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With DTC gone - perhaps we can get rid of Shirley
She's protected by the man |
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I think the secret relative is a soap staple rather than a particular producer staple.
I'd criticise Dtc for the use of block storytelling or constant pregnancy storylines rather than secret relatives |
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I've tried to wipe the Sharron idiocy from my brain.
