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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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"No, I'm QUEEN you imbecile!"
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barked her maj grumpily, and
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whacking him with her brolly
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she set the corgis on_him
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One grabbed Philip's trouser turnup
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and with one almighty rip
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Phil's hairy leg became exposed
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allowing the corgis to sink
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their rabid teeth in furiously
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Trousers in pieces Philip grappled
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at queenie's rather old pussy
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which he used as bait
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to catch the rabid Camilla
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that man and power hungry
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woman'll sue you for lèse-majesté
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A visit to Madame Guillotine
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for a chip supper was
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was long overdue! Heads rolled
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as twassock moaned about the
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lack of any malt vinegar
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parasitical royals who all needed
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beheading and the Thames Crossing
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needed a good paddling by rowboat
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instead of a costly new bridge
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