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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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contemplating his enormous spare tyre
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and twass played Mrs Motivator
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In shocking pink stretch lycra
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yelling, bend and stretch and
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flex those glutes! And twist
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that enormous bulging camels toe
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barely containing the bearded clam
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did I say that out_loud??
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twass feigns innocence sooo badly
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whaddya mean, feigns!!
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the ceremony of innocence is_drowned
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in a flood of tears
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crocodile ones shed by mcg
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not Alice's pool of tears
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which she shrank into, by
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drinking her usual triple vodka
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helpfully labelled "Drink Me", which
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twass puts on every bottle
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written in an italic script
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and dwarf runes, which confused
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her after the second bottle
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fibbed blue, twass was teetotal
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when the t is tequila
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with a worm in it
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which always gave twass a_wave
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