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Old 03-11-2016, 07:36
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no you bloomin well can't!
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Old 03-11-2016, 08:21
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simpered twassock lisping listlessly whilst
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Old 03-11-2016, 08:52
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Old 03-11-2016, 09:04
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to get mcg off her
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Old 03-11-2016, 14:44
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Old 03-11-2016, 15:05
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looked odd with a skirt
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Old 03-11-2016, 15:08
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Old 03-11-2016, 18:44
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the Velcro front flaps were
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Old 03-11-2016, 18:45
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easily accessible in the dark
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Old 03-11-2016, 18:55
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which was useful in power-cuts
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:01
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as were the industrial-sized candles
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:08
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She had a massive decision
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:08
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to make, trigger Article-50, or
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:09
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wonder if there is-a G-spot
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:38
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and where to find it
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:40
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it lives in uncharted territory
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:42
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using Google Earth to pinpoint
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Old 03-11-2016, 19:45
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that mound obscures it slightly
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Old 03-11-2016, 20:52
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maybe a periscope would help
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Old 04-11-2016, 15:28
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Damn the torpedoes! Go ahead!
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Old 04-11-2016, 16:09
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Go right up the Khyber
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:17
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shouted Rogana brandishing his pole
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:32
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which was a clothes pole
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:33
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he sniveled, backtracking hastily whilst
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:34
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