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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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which was pointing directly north
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Right up at The Shetlands
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Scotsmen fleeing right and left
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Kilts flying up and down
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cabers tossing back and forth
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and haggis balls swing wildly
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while black buns mature and
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are reddened with stinging nettles
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dock leaves calm them down
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"Calm down, dear," said Cameron
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from t'queue outside the JobCentre
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Where he was selling burgers
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made from downtrodden human remains
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of their left over pizzas
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toppings squashed into a_rancid paste
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and stuffed into a tube
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sold as an expensive lubricant
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that'll get you in anywhere
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even the tightest of holes
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that could come in handy
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thought Rogana, fiendishly planning ahead
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to get the key working
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inside a rusty old lock
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but the key broke inside
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b*gger this for a laugh
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