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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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certainly in the right place
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the cavernous hole was flooded
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and pleasured like merry hell
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when eventually the batteries died
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that certainly cooled her coffee
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But taking on a positive outlook
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That coffee tickled her fancy
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she decided to try dogging
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cats aren't the only pets
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nothing wrong with a pussy
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are you secretly Donald Trump??
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I have better hair - look
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But not as much money
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EVERYBODY has much better hair
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'The Donald' has special hair
(y'know what I'm saying?)
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![]() ![]() Great!!!Maybe he lies on sunbeds
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no he's sprayed orange daily
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He probably owns the company
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Agent Orange would be better
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we'd be better orf without_him!
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It was this choice or_none
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the orange-not-beige-man decided to build
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His Great Wall against Mexico
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To obliterate the "Stupid moon"
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