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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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all queueing at the dunny
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cos their poos were runny
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what? with rice and beans
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No, with bloomin roo stew!
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a_meal that set you jumping
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you feel full of beans
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and your innards are pumping
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and your sphincter is thumping
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two sheets of san izal
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wipes the poo from one_side
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and the skin off your_arse
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glossy poo paper who'd a thunk'it?
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me dad always used it
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Andrex was for sissies apparently
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said evil sandpaper wielding twassock
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hoping to gouge some clinkers
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hope there are no spiders
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there are probably whopping tarantulas
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and lots of other spiders
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That wriggled_and jiggled and_tickled
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inside hoppy who had eaten
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Inside the campers frilly knickers
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that's a lie, only Ola's
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protested hoppy rather too quickly
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his love of her accent
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