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Old 16-11-2016, 19:18
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:19
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:20
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:22
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No, with bloomin roo stew!
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:23
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a_meal that set you jumping
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:25
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:26
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:29
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and your sphincter is thumping
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:31
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:35
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wipes the poo from one_side
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:37
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:40
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glossy poo paper who'd a thunk'it?
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:44
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me dad always used it
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:45
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Andrex was for sissies apparently
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:46
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:47
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hoping to gouge some clinkers
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Old 16-11-2016, 19:51
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hope there are no spiders
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:00
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there are probably whopping tarantulas
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:20
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and lots of other spiders
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:22
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That wriggled_and jiggled and_tickled
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:27
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inside hoppy who had eaten
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:27
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Inside the campers frilly knickers
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:29
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that's a lie, only Ola's
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Old 16-11-2016, 20:32
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protested hoppy rather too quickly
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his love of her accent
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