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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
all queueing at the dunny
twassington
16-11-2016
cos their poos were runny
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
what? with rice and beans
twassington
16-11-2016
No, with bloomin roo stew!
tanstaafl
16-11-2016
a_meal that set you jumping
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
you feel full of beans
twassington
16-11-2016
and your innards are pumping
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
and your sphincter is thumping
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
two sheets of san izal
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
wipes the poo from one_side
twassington
16-11-2016
and the skin off your_arse
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
glossy poo paper who'd a thunk'it?
twassington
16-11-2016
me dad always used it
twassington
16-11-2016
Andrex was for sissies apparently
chinchin
16-11-2016
said evil sandpaper wielding twassock
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
hoping to gouge some clinkers
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
hope there are no spiders
twassington
16-11-2016
there are probably whopping tarantulas
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
and lots of other spiders
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
That wriggled_and jiggled and_tickled
twassington
16-11-2016
inside hoppy who had eaten
Rogana Josh
16-11-2016
Inside the campers frilly knickers
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
that's a lie, only Ola's
twassington
16-11-2016
protested hoppy rather too quickly
hoppyuppy
16-11-2016
his love of her accent
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