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Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

all queueing at the dunny

twassington

16-11-2016

cos their poos were runny

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

what? with rice and beans

twassington

16-11-2016

No, with bloomin roo stew!

tanstaafl

16-11-2016

a_meal that set you jumping

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

you feel full of beans

twassington

16-11-2016

and your innards are pumping

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

and your sphincter is thumping

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

two sheets of san izal

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

wipes the poo from one_side

twassington

16-11-2016

and the skin off your_arse

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

glossy poo paper who'd a thunk'it?

twassington

16-11-2016

me dad always used it

twassington

16-11-2016

Andrex was for sissies apparently

chinchin

16-11-2016

said evil sandpaper wielding twassock

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

hoping to gouge some clinkers

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

hope there are no spiders

twassington

16-11-2016

there are probably whopping tarantulas

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

and lots of other spiders

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

That wriggled_and jiggled and_tickled

twassington

16-11-2016

inside hoppy who had eaten

Rogana Josh

16-11-2016

Inside the campers frilly knickers

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

that's a lie, only Ola's

twassington

16-11-2016

protested hoppy rather too quickly

hoppyuppy

16-11-2016

his love of her accent

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