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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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carrying the virtual scaling ladders
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and also the boiling oil
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of Olay for skin-caring warriors
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aged 50 and over
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the_EU27 prepare to clobber the_UK
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and charge us a fortune
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sobbed tans and Rogana grumpily
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meanwhile bob shuffled by with
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his sporran in his hand
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searching desperately for a farthing
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to insert into Chin's special
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money box which contained a
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scone and a teacake buttered
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and spread with heather honey
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he's got my heather honey???
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The ransom demand's in t'post
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but the postie nicked it
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and spent the ca$h on
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his scrotum bag leaked everywhere
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all over the floor of
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the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool
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and then Balls emerged triumphantly
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It's ♫ Balls to your partner ♫
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arse dragging across the floor
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leaving a disgusting trail behind
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