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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

18-11-2016

carrying the virtual scaling ladders

twassington

19-11-2016

and also the boiling oil

tanstaafl

19-11-2016

of Olay for skin-caring warriors

twassington

19-11-2016

aged 50 and over

Stick Out Tongue

Meanwhile

tanstaafl

20-11-2016

the_EU27 prepare to clobber the_UK

Rogana Josh

20-11-2016

and charge us a fortune

twassington

20-11-2016

sobbed tans and Rogana grumpily

farmer bob

20-11-2016

meanwhile bob shuffled by with

twassington

20-11-2016

his sporran in his hand

farmer bob

20-11-2016

searching desperately for a farthing

farmer bob

20-11-2016

to insert into Chin's special

chinchin

20-11-2016

money box which contained a

Rogana Josh

20-11-2016

scone and a teacake buttered

twassington

20-11-2016

and spread with heather honey

Rogana Josh

20-11-2016

he's got my heather honey???

tanstaafl

20-11-2016

The ransom demand's in t'post

mcg3

20-11-2016

but the postie nicked it

farmer bob

20-11-2016

and spent the ca$h on

hoppyuppy

20-11-2016

his scrotum bag leaked everywhere

embarassment (blush)

farmer bob

20-11-2016

all over the floor of

farmer bob

20-11-2016

the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool

hoppyuppy

20-11-2016

and then Balls emerged triumphantly

tanstaafl

20-11-2016

It's ♫ Balls to your partner ♫

hoppyuppy

20-11-2016

arse dragging across the floor

mcg3

20-11-2016

leaving a disgusting trail behind

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