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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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tanstaafl
18-11-2016
carrying the virtual scaling ladders
twassington
19-11-2016
and also the boiling oil
tanstaafl
19-11-2016
of Olay for skin-caring warriors
twassington
19-11-2016
aged 50 and over
Meanwhile
tanstaafl
20-11-2016
the_EU27 prepare to clobber the_UK
Rogana Josh
20-11-2016
and charge us a fortune
twassington
20-11-2016
sobbed tans and Rogana grumpily
farmer bob
20-11-2016
meanwhile bob shuffled by with
twassington
20-11-2016
his sporran in his hand
farmer bob
20-11-2016
searching desperately for a farthing
farmer bob
20-11-2016
to insert into Chin's special
chinchin
20-11-2016
money box which contained a
Rogana Josh
20-11-2016
scone and a teacake buttered
twassington
20-11-2016
and spread with heather honey
Rogana Josh
20-11-2016
he's got my heather honey???
tanstaafl
20-11-2016
The ransom demand's in t'post
mcg3
20-11-2016
but the postie nicked it
farmer bob
20-11-2016
and spent the ca$h on
hoppyuppy
20-11-2016
his scrotum bag leaked everywhere
farmer bob
20-11-2016
all over the floor of
farmer bob
20-11-2016
the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool
hoppyuppy
20-11-2016
and then Balls emerged triumphantly
tanstaafl
20-11-2016
It's ♫ Balls to your partner ♫
hoppyuppy
20-11-2016
arse dragging across the floor
mcg3
20-11-2016
leaving a disgusting trail behind
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