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Old 21-11-2016, 18:54
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:23
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Ivanka Trump stuck up there
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:30
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:33
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and more than Trumpy ring
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:44
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which Donald would bang nightly
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:47
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:55
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Suddenly Nigella arrived with a
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Old 21-11-2016, 19:57
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massive heap of fluffy dumplings
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:02
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which she had personally creamed
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:14
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with many sighs and moans
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:16
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oooh! all my fingers slipped
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:19
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said Nigella dusting herself down
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:31
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with a fluffy feather mop
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:46
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while flirting outrageously with t'cameras
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Old 21-11-2016, 22:21
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and with beardy Bill Oddie
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Old 21-11-2016, 22:41
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(a bearded tit suddenly appeared)
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Old 21-11-2016, 22:45
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Why you talking about Martin
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:05
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Martin who? Choice is wide.
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Old 22-11-2016, 16:53
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Martin in I'm A Celeb???
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:06
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Martin who isn't very sexy?
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:20
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but he is very hairy


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Old 22-11-2016, 17:33
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I'm shuddering with utter horror
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:38
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Imagine him in the nudie??? (shock horror)
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:43
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NO!!! Stoppit!!! STOPPITTT right now!!
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:51
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Imagine him in the bed
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