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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Gove is a complete imbecile
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Ivanka Trump stuck up there
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selling her rather trashy bling
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and more than Trumpy ring
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which Donald would bang nightly
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being a very perverted individual
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Suddenly Nigella arrived with a
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massive heap of fluffy dumplings
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which she had personally creamed
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with many sighs and moans
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oooh! all my fingers slipped
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said Nigella dusting herself down
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with a fluffy feather mop
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while flirting outrageously with t'cameras
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and with beardy Bill Oddie
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(a bearded tit suddenly appeared)
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Why you talking about Martin
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Martin who? Choice is wide.
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Martin in I'm A Celeb???
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Martin who isn't very sexy?
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but he is very hairy
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I'm shuddering with utter horror
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Imagine him in the nudie???
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NO!!! Stoppit!!! STOPPITTT right now!!
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Imagine him in the bed
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