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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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*vomits profusely* I'd rather not
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Even I am feeling sick
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its because he's so unsexy!!!!
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Cant comment. Wrong gender choice
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Meanwhile, over at Chin's pad
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A turtle's head suddenly emerged
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brown and raring to go
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but then it fell off
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Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a
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Farking laugh, poor old soul......
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flushed with success, chins then
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Has he had a few?
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continued from where twassock finished
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"Lying wee toads" he said
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looking sternly at several posters
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no problem, he was cross-eyed
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who was he looking at???
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all the scottish ones methinks!!
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a_Scottish poster collection is called
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A collection of haggis munchers
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a muckle gang o piss-takers
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a 'full sporran', meanwhile at
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the local whisky still shebeen
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Chinchin was dancing with Dale_Wanton
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lied evil farmer bob wickedly
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