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Old 23-11-2016, 20:55
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Old 23-11-2016, 20:55
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Old 23-11-2016, 20:56
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he hummed a sea shanty
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Old 23-11-2016, 20:56
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:00
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:19
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:20
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:26
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use the tradesman's entrance instead
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:26
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:31
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:32
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:46
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Old 23-11-2016, 21:52
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Old 23-11-2016, 22:00
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especially things they didn't want!!
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Old 23-11-2016, 22:33
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Old 23-11-2016, 22:34
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Old 23-11-2016, 22:47
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Old 24-11-2016, 08:17
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Old 24-11-2016, 13:07
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dodgy sporrans with attached codpieces
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Old 24-11-2016, 15:09
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Old 24-11-2016, 16:04
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Old 24-11-2016, 16:11
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was collected from Eider ducks
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Old 24-11-2016, 17:14
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by Hoppy plucking their bums
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Old 24-11-2016, 17:36
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Old 24-11-2016, 18:18
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