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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Who is this Whale Dontan?
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whilst mucking out the sheep
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he hummed a sea shanty
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Quote:
Who is this Whale Dontan?
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don't you open that back_dooooor
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keep away from the back door
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use the tradesman's entrance instead
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Front door only up here
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keep away from my letterbox!!!!
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in through the letter box
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mcg being perverse as usual
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shoving things in people's letterboxes
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especially things they didn't want!!
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just like receiving junk mail
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would you like my junk
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I've got enough here myself
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mcg always trying to offload
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dodgy sporrans with attached codpieces
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looking like pink elephants trunks
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only considerably stiffer
Meanwhile, down
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was collected from Eider ducks
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by Hoppy plucking their bums
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nowt wrong with a bum-cheek..............
to you too.
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its' good for giving spankings
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