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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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for there's something about a_sailor
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some boys seem to love
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particularly if your name's Pilch
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what a dirty little Filch
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. Meanwhile at Morrisons fish counter
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a strange smell wafted from
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Whiffy Pilchard's tight leather trousers
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(the old perve had farted)
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[after eating loads_of pilchards]
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but he didn't just fart
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he followed through....dirty bugger!!!
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He really sh*t in the nest
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putting chin's nostrils to t'test
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they can sniff out farts
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in a ten mile radius
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of the astra satellite
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pssst....that's only four words
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of the new astra satellite
(Thanks, Twass )
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You're welcome, don't mention it
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Ok! I won't mention it
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That's probably for the best
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All of a sudden a_bloody_great_pudden
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landed slap on Rogana Josh
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Who Landed on Heston's lap.
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causing Heston to scream loudly
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