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Old 28-11-2016, 21:02
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for there's something about a_sailor
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:11
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:33
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:44
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Old 29-11-2016, 16:44
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:13
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:14
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Whiffy Pilchard's tight leather trousers
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:14
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(the old perve had farted)
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:25
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[after eating loads_of pilchards]
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Old 29-11-2016, 21:20
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but he didn't just fart
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:26
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he followed through....dirty bugger!!!
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Old 30-11-2016, 12:24
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He really sh*t in the nest
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Old 30-11-2016, 15:09
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Old 30-11-2016, 15:31
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Old 30-11-2016, 15:54
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Old 30-11-2016, 15:59
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of the astra satellite
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Old 30-11-2016, 16:21
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pssst....that's only four words
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Old 30-11-2016, 17:33
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of the new astra satellite (Thanks, Twass )
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Old 30-11-2016, 18:23
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:00
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Ok! I won't mention it
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:19
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That's probably for the best
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:49
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:56
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:56
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Who Landed on Heston's lap.
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Old 30-11-2016, 20:17
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