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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

28-11-2016

for there's something about a_sailor

Rogana Josh

28-11-2016

some boys seem to love

twassington

28-11-2016

particularly if your name's Pilch

Rogana Josh

28-11-2016

what a dirty little Filch

twassington

29-11-2016

. Meanwhile at Morrisons fish counter

tanstaafl

29-11-2016

a strange smell wafted from

chinchin

29-11-2016

Whiffy Pilchard's tight leather trousers

chinchin

29-11-2016

(the old perve had farted)

twassington

29-11-2016

[after eating loads_of pilchards]

Rogana Josh

29-11-2016

but he didn't just fart

twassington

30-11-2016

he followed through....dirty bugger!!!

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

He really sh*t in the nest

twassington

30-11-2016

putting chin's nostrils to t'test

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

they can sniff out farts

twassington

30-11-2016

in a ten mile radius

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

of the astra satellite

twassington

30-11-2016

pssst....that's only four words

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

of the new astra satellite

(Thanks, Twass

)

twassington

30-11-2016

You're welcome, don't mention it

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

Ok! I won't mention it

twassington

30-11-2016

That's probably for the best

hoppyuppy

30-11-2016

All of a sudden a_bloody_great_pudden

twassington

30-11-2016

landed slap on Rogana Josh

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

Who Landed on Heston's lap.

twassington

30-11-2016

causing Heston to scream loudly

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