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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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(the nasty, nasty IDS actually)
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who couldn't play the flute
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when spouting all its venom
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shove it up his arse
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suggested our mcg most sensibly
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sort of payment per anum
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usually expensive for them lot
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With grinding gears the_thread restarted
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cleaned, polished, oiled and buffed
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mcg was ready for action
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until mucky twass burst in
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looking like a ploughed field
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it'd been a messy day
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said the anally incontinent bluecr0
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I've looked better tbh
however
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nobody could actually remember when.
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you can shurrup
in t'eighties
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post punk or power shoulder-suit
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or a stylish birthday suit
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in those days it didn't _need_ironing
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Standing naked before the mirror
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tans cried into his paunch
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which dangled nearly to_his knees
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But solved by a_special diet
An addendum (I knew that I was tempting fate here!) |
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of fresh air and exercise
Last edited by twassington : 15-03-2016 at 20:40. Reason: it was a wide open goalpost :) |
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however
in t'eighties 