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Old 10-03-2016, 05:58
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(the nasty, nasty IDS actually)
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Old 10-03-2016, 06:54
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Old 10-03-2016, 11:10
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when spouting all its venom
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Old 10-03-2016, 19:25
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Old 10-03-2016, 19:40
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suggested our mcg most sensibly
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Old 10-03-2016, 19:42
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Old 10-03-2016, 20:23
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Old 13-03-2016, 19:01
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With grinding gears the_thread restarted
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Old 13-03-2016, 20:50
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cleaned, polished, oiled and buffed
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Old 14-03-2016, 18:13
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mcg was ready for action
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Old 14-03-2016, 18:13
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until mucky twass burst in
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:28
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looking like a ploughed field
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:28
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it'd been a messy day
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:35
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said the anally incontinent bluecr0
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:46
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I've looked better tbh however
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:54
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nobody could actually remember when.
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Old 14-03-2016, 19:58
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Old 14-03-2016, 20:40
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post punk or power shoulder-suit
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Old 14-03-2016, 20:44
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or a stylish birthday suit
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Old 14-03-2016, 20:58
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in those days it didn't _need_ironing
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Old 15-03-2016, 20:25
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Standing naked before the mirror
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Old 15-03-2016, 20:32
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Old 15-03-2016, 20:33
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Old 15-03-2016, 20:37
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But solved by a_special diet

An addendum
(I knew that I was tempting fate here!)
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Old 15-03-2016, 20:39
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of fresh air and exercise

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