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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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tanstaafl
30-11-2016
and cram snail porridge up
twassington
30-11-2016
tans nostrils with a spatula
tanstaafl
30-11-2016
not something to sniff at
Rogana Josh
30-11-2016
don't snort that horrible stuff
twassington
30-11-2016
too late, tans sniffed up
Rogana Josh
30-11-2016
hope he really enjoys it
twassington
30-11-2016
it wasn't cocaine you know
Rogana Josh
30-11-2016
just as well it wasn't
twassington
30-11-2016
so, the psychodelic snail porridge
Rogana Josh
30-11-2016
Is a_lot of old tosh
Spoiler
Fanciful feelings from a fumbled frenzied mind
tanstaafl
01-12-2016
a_common ingredient in Heston's recipes
farmer bob
01-12-2016
included cabbage froth and quail's_beaks
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
fried or sous vide apparently
farmer bob
01-12-2016
flambed squirrel was also on_Heston_Bloomingtall's_menu
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
shoot all those wee beggars
farmer bob
01-12-2016
digging gardens up, crapping everywhere
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
being a right bl**dy nuisance
twassington
01-12-2016
eating the wild birds food!
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
Getting caught in the feeders
tanstaafl
01-12-2016
digging up all my bulbs
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
wee b*ggers look so cute
mcg3
01-12-2016
when baked in a pie
Rogana Josh
01-12-2016
have heard of roast squirrel
chinchin
02-12-2016
"Nuts" said chins rightly angered
twassington
02-12-2016
being pals with Squirrel Nutkin
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