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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

30-11-2016

and cram snail porridge up

twassington

30-11-2016

tans nostrils with a spatula

tanstaafl

30-11-2016

not something to sniff at

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

don't snort that horrible stuff

twassington

30-11-2016

too late, tans sniffed up

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

hope he really enjoys it

twassington

30-11-2016

it wasn't cocaine you know

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

just as well it wasn't

twassington

30-11-2016

so, the psychodelic snail porridge

Rogana Josh

30-11-2016

Is a_lot of old tosh

Spoiler

tanstaafl

01-12-2016

a_common ingredient in Heston's recipes

farmer bob

01-12-2016

included cabbage froth and quail's_beaks

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

fried or sous vide apparently

farmer bob

01-12-2016

flambed squirrel was also on_Heston_Bloomingtall's_menu

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

shoot all those wee beggars

farmer bob

01-12-2016

digging gardens up, crapping everywhere

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

being a right bl**dy nuisance

twassington

01-12-2016

eating the wild birds food!

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

Getting caught in the feeders

tanstaafl

01-12-2016

digging up all my bulbs

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

wee b*ggers look so cute

mcg3

01-12-2016

when baked in a pie

Rogana Josh

01-12-2016

have heard of roast squirrel

chinchin

02-12-2016

"Nuts" said chins rightly angered

twassington

02-12-2016

being pals with Squirrel Nutkin

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