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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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with which he had been ..................
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having some personal 'me' time
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involving a tin opener and
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a big fork and a_plate
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![]() ![]() a big fork!!!Chins was |
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hugely intelligent and good looking
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and still is said everyone.
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As opposed to Cliffy loving
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twassock who loved Pilchard dearly
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and smelled badly of mothballs!
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chins was an inveterate liar
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lied our 'orrible twassock wickedly
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who suffered from terrible delusions
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(indeed she does agreed chin)
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chins, not twass, who was_perfect!
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unlike chins who was rubbish
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Shall we pick on mcg3?
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I only disembowelled him yesterday
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you didn't put them back???
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well, they wouldn't all fit
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you need a tyre lever
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just give them a good shove
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too late, he's sewn up
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making strange gurgling noises inside
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the black binbag containing him
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