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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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accompanied by a Bloody Mary
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-made from Mary Whitehouse herself
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perfectly prim and proper drink
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outrageously good with crushed ice
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and also Ambrosia Steamed Rice
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and Heston's lemony twassock's bloomers
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another of chin's ridiculous fabrications
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and were these fabrications crocheted?
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his were knitted from brillo_pads
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Nice and soft those brillo
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pads, especially with liberal amounts
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of_aqua regia which dissolves gold
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not for washing your bum
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unless you are King Midas
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or have the Midas touch
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like Sir Riff Clichard has
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with powerful friends who protect
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him from prosecution.
Meanwhile, down
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at the psychiatrist, Twass was
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escorting farmer bob whose delusions
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were getting out of hand
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on a now, daily basis
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mostly from posting in DS
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as he's banned from Tweeting
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as Donald Trump should be
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