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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Perhaps you turn him on?
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like a_clockwork orange?
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More like a chocolate orange
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tap it and unwrap it
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and throw the thong aside
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Before you begin to enjoy
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the delicious chocolate......................
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now where exactly were we?
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In a dark, dark place
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something akin to a tunnel
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maybe not the Mersey Tunnel
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hopefully not the Blackwall Tunnel
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perhaps The Tunnel of Love
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just like the ghost train
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full of cobwebs and spiders
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and lovers in full passion
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taking advantage of the darkness
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Believing in-a thing called love
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Even if just fleeting passion
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a swiftly executed knee trembler
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lost in the ghost train
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hoping for a brief encounter
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of the non-maintenance payment kind
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- unless of course there_was OFFSPRING
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could you really catch him?
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