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Old 11-12-2016, 20:43
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Old 11-12-2016, 22:27
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Old 11-12-2016, 22:29
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Old 11-12-2016, 22:33
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:28
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:32
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in a_tasteful shade of puke

Whoops! Sorry! Delete 'puke' and insert 'puce'.
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Old 12-12-2016, 15:01
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Artistic licence don't change it
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Old 12-12-2016, 16:11
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Would vomit green be better?
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Old 12-12-2016, 16:18
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Old 12-12-2016, 16:37
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as his mankini cut like_cheesewire
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Old 12-12-2016, 16:50
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through his Edam-like posterior and
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Old 12-12-2016, 18:50
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cheesy tasting salty balls too

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Old 12-12-2016, 18:58
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how d'you know they're cheesy????
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Old 12-12-2016, 20:54
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Rogana licked his lips seductively
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Old 12-12-2016, 20:56
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:12
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tasty meat and two veg
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:15
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but his sprouts were soggy
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:16
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:17
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and add some chestnuts for
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:17
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:20
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:26
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:33
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Lied numerous wicked nasty peeps
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:33
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. 'Twas obviously mcg3 (of course)
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:38
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