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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
11-12-2016
Yes, I'm like a ninja
Rogana Josh
11-12-2016
Are you wearing a habit?
twassington
11-12-2016
Nope, a purple spandex jumpsuit
Rogana Josh
11-12-2016
you sure its not a_mankini
farmer bob
12-12-2016
which was Chin's favourite garment
tanstaafl
12-12-2016
in a_tasteful shade of puke
Whoops! Sorry! Delete 'puke' and insert 'puce'.
Rogana Josh
12-12-2016
Artistic licence don't change it
tanstaafl
12-12-2016
Would vomit green be better?
twassington
12-12-2016
poor, poor chins sniggered twass
farmer bob
12-12-2016
as his mankini cut like_cheesewire
twassington
12-12-2016
through his Edam-like posterior and
Rogana Josh
12-12-2016
cheesy tasting salty balls too
/!\
twassington
12-12-2016
how d'you know they're cheesy????
mcg3
12-12-2016
Rogana licked his lips seductively
twassington
12-12-2016
and moved in for a
tanstaafl
12-12-2016
tasty meat and two veg
mcg3
12-12-2016
but his sprouts were soggy
Rogana Josh
12-12-2016
fry them up with bacon
twassington
12-12-2016
and add some chestnuts for
tanstaafl
12-12-2016
what about a_nice German sausage
Rogana Josh
12-12-2016
especially made as curry wurst
twassington
12-12-2016
causing the most shocking wind
chinchin
12-12-2016
Lied numerous wicked nasty peeps
chinchin
12-12-2016
. 'Twas obviously mcg3 (of course)
twassington
12-12-2016
whinged chinnock whiningly. Meanwhile, down
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