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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

11-12-2016

Yes, I'm like a ninja

Rogana Josh

11-12-2016

Are you wearing a habit?

twassington

11-12-2016

Nope, a purple spandex jumpsuit

Stick Out Tongue

Rogana Josh

11-12-2016

you sure its not a_mankini

farmer bob

12-12-2016

which was Chin's favourite garment

tanstaafl

12-12-2016

in a_tasteful shade of puke

Whoops! Sorry! Delete 'puke' and insert 'puce'.

Rogana Josh

12-12-2016

Artistic licence don't change it

tanstaafl

12-12-2016

Would vomit green be better?

twassington

12-12-2016

poor, poor chins sniggered twass

farmer bob

12-12-2016

as his mankini cut like_cheesewire

twassington

12-12-2016

through his Edam-like posterior and

Rogana Josh

12-12-2016

cheesy tasting salty balls too

/!\

twassington

12-12-2016

how d'you know they're cheesy????

mcg3

12-12-2016

Rogana licked his lips seductively

twassington

12-12-2016

and moved in for a

tanstaafl

12-12-2016

tasty meat and two veg

mcg3

12-12-2016

but his sprouts were soggy

Rogana Josh

12-12-2016

fry them up with bacon

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

12-12-2016

and add some chestnuts for

tanstaafl

12-12-2016

what about a_nice German sausage

Rogana Josh

12-12-2016

especially made as curry wurst

twassington

12-12-2016

causing the most shocking wind

chinchin

12-12-2016

Lied numerous wicked nasty peeps

chinchin

12-12-2016

. 'Twas obviously mcg3 (of course)

twassington

12-12-2016

whinged chinnock whiningly. Meanwhile, down

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